Dopus Magnifus

..win the war

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Next manager has to be Conte. Just the right fit. A personality that will tell the players and the board, exactly why they are shit.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

It's over for Carrick, the news will come out anytime now

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

With Rohit and Virat being semi-retired, Gill is India's next best. Zero competition.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Omar, Txiki and Pep.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Premier League confirm an independent Commission has found Manchester City GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.

The club has the right to appeal the independent Commission’s findings and has until Friday 2 October to exercise that right.

The Premier League Board’s intention is that the full process (including any appeals and publication of relevant decisions) is concluded as soon as possible.

The independent Commission found that between Seasons 2009/10 and 2017/18:
- Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ contracts (which misrepresented the true agreement between the parties) with a number of its commercial partners, as well as relying on ‘sham’ agreements with others, to artificially inflate the club’s revenues and reduce its costs
- The club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators
- Manchester City was significantly in breach of both the Premier League’s and UEFA’s spending limits
- During the Premier League’s investigation, Manchester City committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League (three of the four alleged breaches were upheld)

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Hope people have placed their bets on Fulham.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Easily a 60m player

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

She’s Lacey’s first half vs. Brighton by numbers:

83% pass accuracy
26 touches
7 carries
5 defensive contributions
2 touches in the box
1 shot
1 goal

Statement goal. 💥

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

@StatmanDave She sells sea shells

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

All the best to JJ Gabriel.

[Shri Raut @shriii_raut]

Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

High on fake supply?
The Monk turned out to be an imposter!

[Revant Himatsingka “Food Pharmer” @foodpharmer2]

Old Monk is NOT rum, according to FSSAI.

FSSAI has asked Old Monk to call itself a “Rum Flavoured Spirit” instead of “Rum”.

This is because instead of using actual rum, Old Monk uses a neutral alcohol spirit as its base, and puts an artificial rum flavour and caramel colour to give it its rum like taste and appearance.

The same thing happens with Indian whiskey. Even though India is the world’s largest consumer of whiskey, a lot of what is sold as whiskey in India isn’t real whiskey.

Many whiskey companies in India also take a neutral alcohol spirit and add artificial whiskey flavouring and caramel colour to it.

And that is also why most Indian spirits are not officially recognized as whiskey in markets like the EU, UK, and US.

Let me make one thing clear. Whether you drink real rum or a rum-flavoured spirit, both are unhealthy. In fact, according to the WHO, no amount of alcohol is completely safe for health.

Note: Old Monk may contain up to 5% actual rum in the neutral alcohol after adding artificial rum flavour and colour.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

As fresh as a Sol Kadhi

https://t.co/5JsDjGEfnk

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

@StatmanDave BF, KM, CB

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Looks like United's aim this season, is to finish in top 4 and will bring in a LB on loan in Jan. Till then make shift defending.

[CFCDigest @CFCDigest]

🚨 “This is Chelsea. Coward, Coward, Coward, Coward.”

Enzo Fernandez to Mount after he left us at our lowest.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Future Ballon D'or ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Safe to say Mykhailo Mudryk is excited to re-join Roberto De Zerbi at Tottenham Hotspur 🤍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: LAMINE CAMARA DEAL OFF.

AS Monaco cancel Lamine Camara-Chelsea deal after a written agreement between clubs, as they proceed with Balogun sale to Everton.

⚠️ Chelsea are FURIOUS as call it a deeply unprofessional way to conduct business.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Powerful statement.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌍 Ismaila Sarr’s agent Diomansy Kamara statement.

“Statement from Ismaila Sarr’s agent Diomansy Kamara: “The cases of Ismaila Sarr and Lamine Camara must all interrogate us.

“We have to get out of this logic where the African player can sometimes give the feeling that he is just a commodity: you buy it, you set its price, you negotiate its future and, too often, your will seems to go to the background.

“Our African players deserve respect. The respect of their work. The respect of their career. Respecting their ambitions. The respect of their voices.

“A transfer shouldn't just be a matter of two clubs and numbers. Behind every contract, there's a man, a career, dreams and life choices.

“The fact that clubs can sometimes have the final word is a reality of professional football. But one question remains: what about the career and the will of the player?

“The player must be able to be heard and respected in the decisions that determine his future.

“Let's never forget what's important: behind every success, it's the players who write history first.”

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Meal Radrid FC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Fulham agree deal to sign 22 year old midfielder Manuel Ángel from Real Madrid, here we go!

Agreement in place with Real mantaining sell-on clause and matching rights.

Another one for Arbeloa after Gonzalo García and Cesar Palacios. 🇪🇸

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

Called it.

Before @indykaila

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

@preachysports @unitedpeoplestv Yeah, and Everton would quote a stupid amount, like they did with the Jarrad Branthwaite deal. So, yeah he's going to Liverpool or City. Or even Chelsea, you never know.

[Dopus Magnifus @Dipindersiingh]

A top player being wasted

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Valencia reach verbal agreement to sign Harvey Elliott from Liverpool, here we go!

Majority of salary covered and deal agreed with Elliott set for La Liga switch.

Medical booked, as @MatteMoretto reports.

Green light from #LFC.