Claire 🔫

✈️ Dual US-UK citizen with a PhD in Psychology 🧠

[Ron Stewart @RonStewart_]

Whats the point of a home World Cup if we are still gonna cater the kick off times to Big Europe™️

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

i'm a non-practicing romantic

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[Drew @DR3Wheels]

Final boss for the all the Scots who are putting traffic cones on the heads of American statues

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[cy @yukisunoda]

thank god he remembered

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this

[ev 🐁 @concorbz]

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"you're intimidating" ok but did you consider getting braver?

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

you need to be delusionally optimistic

negative thinking poisons your brain and leads to congitive decline

whereas positive thinking, and gaslighting yourself into thinking everything is amazing, ACTUALLY makes your life amazing too.

you must be a silly goose

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

can't talk rn i'm forging new neural pathways

[Claire 🔫 @Diplobratt]

Do not yield to the siren song of the Sunday afternoon nap… you WILL wake up feeling like shit

[Claire 🔫 @Diplobratt]

Today a doctor asked me if I’d been in the ER recently and I said no…. But I’d been watching a lot of The Pitt if that counted? (It didn’t)

[Claire 🔫 @Diplobratt]

The lobby of the hotel I am staying in has bookshelves that are decoratively (I assume) stocked with books of California Legal Forms… Odd for a hotel based in Idaho…

[Claire 🔫 @Diplobratt]

If you pay for parking on an app and then end your session early to leave, you should get a refund of that extra $3 or whatever

[Claire 🔫 @Diplobratt]

Harry I’m starting to think we don’t belong Together, Together after all …

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight