Official Wife

Things about me, in alphabetical order: Bibliophile & Bilbliosmiac, Bisexual, HR Professional, Mama, Queen of the Procrastinators, Wannabe-Fitbitch, WIFE! 💞

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

Yo peeps, what's happening where you are? I'm making dinner for my DD & wishing I was still in the garden!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 1 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 2 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 3 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 4 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 5 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 6 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 7 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

WORLD CUP OF BISCUITS 2017

MATCH 8 of 8

Winner qualifies for the live @rednoseday quarter-finals. Start voting now! #wcob

[Band of Witches @BandOfWitches]

One of the most powerful spells known to humankind.

[Hangs out with cats ^.^ @Cookeh_Ninjah]

Help Edinburgh tweeps! Does anyone know any landlords that accept housing benefit and pets? Fleeing DV. Please RT, am desperate. Thanks.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Reminder: never make fun of someone who is learning something new. https://t.co/rt7HNcJH50

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@earthboundboy do you want me to help, or do you want me to stop? You sound confused! 😉

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@MrsA1974 "wear cheap pads" ... "why are you going to the bathroom every 10 minutes?" #facepalm 🤦

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@MrsA1974 not every tampon/towel works for everyone. Plus that's still 65p that males don't need to spend, every month, for 30+ years...

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@AdamJordan20 I miss you in my Starbucks too. Hardly go in there now x well, not 4 times a week anyway!

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@AdamJordan20 Starbucks take 10 secs to write my name. Costa spend 10 mins making my coffee taste like shit. #truth

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@MrsA1974 I know. I was so surprised!

[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/Nmxgl1gNPj

[Crap Local News @CrapLocalNews]

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[Official Wife @DippyDoodah82]

@tattooed_mummy that is barely even a camel toe anyway!