Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson

This account exists for me to tweet for the love of the game

[Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson @DipshitFinance]

@Karl_Townes Can someone for real tell me how this isn’t 82-0? Like what stat am I missing, I’m a complete casual.

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@JoeRunsted79657 @NavDosanjh1983 Guentzel, HBK line, and malkin too

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Montreal is the definition of a bend don’t break hockey team #ECF #NHL

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Everyone calling for Bednars job, saying trade key pieces needs to remember Tampa got swept after a historic season in 2019 and then went back to back. #GoAvsgo

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3 guys low is going to get you beat by 1 pass every time. #Sabres #Habs

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Good god get Dostal a map

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Vegas carpet style

[Clubbers Till We Die @clubbertime]

These look like an old carpet soaked in 50 years of cigarettes and cat piss 🤮

[Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson @DipshitFinance]

He’s reinvented the D.E.N.N.I.S system from first principles

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Men who FUCK a LOT of girls follow the EXACT same system:
1 Date System:
Meet for drinks
Bounce to 2nd location
Offer Plausible Deniability to Your Place (ex:I own a midget want to see him?)
Close
Drinks and FUCKING. No coffee, no running, no hiking, no rock climbing, no bullshit. Drinks and FUCKING.

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@Stormi_luv I do

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@paramountplus wtf happened to the stream

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Really wanted to see Jon vs Alex on the White House card

[Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson @DipshitFinance]

With kadri to the Avs the central is unbelievably stacked, not sure there is a team better than Colorado down the middle now

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@puckempire @FriedgeHNIC Need to know the return!!

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Canada needs to lock tf in so the Americans can beat them in the gold medal game

[Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson @DipshitFinance]

Need more points in the Arkansas big back game, maybe TT can stop building a house from the 3 point line

[Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson @DipshitFinance]

Who’s winning the hart?

[Joe “Twine Tickler” Swanson @DipshitFinance]

Who’s winning the hart this year?

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Future shares that both of his parents missed his birth in a recent interview with Billboard

“They just failed to show up.”