Capricorn with Double Horns

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@ryanhallyall My neighbor once went out to mow after the tornado sirens started going off… at least he did get the job done quick.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Pope Leo XIV: Someone who says 'I'm against abortion' but says 'I'm in favor of the death penalty' is not really pro-life. Someone who says that 'I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life.

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@Clint_wx Glad I got out of there. I was at Destin west until yesterday morning…. Which is feet away from where this video was taken

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@ChrisHallWx I just came through there from FWB. 2 places were stop and go but other than that it’s been smooth, but busy.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

The religious right used to forbid their kids from reading this shit until they found out the author hates trannies lol.

[🐛Bug Heaven🌌 @bugheaven_]

if you’re disgusted by the cornell story but still buying tickets to see brand new on tour you’re a hypocrite at best but more likely a fake piece of shit btw

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@UnkleBott @nypost I can read, and you said “you daughter” dumbass

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@mwgfdn @nypost Try reading that again….This is the victims mom.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

WHAT A TIME FOR CHICAGO 🔥

Mon - Bears vs. Eagles
Tue - White Sox playoff game
Tue - Cubs playoff game
Tue - Blackhawks season opener
Wed - White Sox playoff game
Wed - Cubs playoff game
Thu - two potential playoff games
Thu - Blackhawks game
Fri - Northwestern opens stadium

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@THICKESTSKULL @hoejargraves I think this dude is her biggest fan, I’ve seen his world record overbite all over twitter talking about her body for days

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@marjraguso @RiotFest @NaperCoyne Just a single player 🤣

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

This is what @RiotFest is all about. Fuck yeah

[D Mk @wickedsmaahht]

Have you ever noticed we live in a country where a 95-year-old man can walk into a mud pit in Chicago, call his band The Fuckers, and start reciting “Enter Sandman” like he’s giving a TED Talk from the afterlife?

William Shatner. Ninety-five. Riot Fest. Douglass Park. Thirty-five minutes. Spoken-word heavy metal. In the mud. With people cheering like this is normal.

It is not normal. It is magnificent.

He did “Crazy Train.” He did “Ace of Spades.” He did Metallica. Not sang them. Talked them. Like Captain Kirk got trapped in a guitar amp and decided to negotiate with Satan instead of the Klingons.

Behind him: actual musicians. Marcus Nand. Phil Soussan. Grown men who have paid rent with real notes while a nonagenarian stands there going, “What the F is heavy metal?” and somehow makes it a question worth answering.

Brian May is on the record. Tony Iommi is on the record. The album is called *What the F Is Heavy Metal?* which is the most honest title in music since someone first admitted most of it is just louder complaining.

The crowd ate it up. Of course they did. We will watch a man old enough to remember radio as furniture stand in wet dirt and dare death to tap him on the shoulder. Death probably took one look, said “I’m not dealing with this today,” and went to find someone easier.

You’re never too old to live out your dreams. That’s the line they always use. The real line is: most people quit the second it gets embarrassing. Shatner waited until embarrassing became the whole act, then sold tickets.

Follow @wickedsmaahht before the rest of the timeline figures it out.

#WilliamShatner #RiotFest #WhatTheFIsHeavyMetal #NeverTooOld #SpokenWordMetal #LiveLongAndGetLouder #CaptainKirkHasEnteredTheChat

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@RiotFest @LTLFest @ShakyKneesFest As someone who attended 2/3 at some point this weekend, I agree

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

im not even catholic im just into guilt recreationally

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@niggaintolerant I about got got in the storm during pierce the veil at LTL last night but it would have been a hell of a way to go 🫡 couldn’t imagine toughing that out to get pilots instead

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@scenequeenrocks Girl I’ll be lucky to be back inside by 10 pm 🥲

[Capricorn with Double Horns @DireKate]

@MarcWeinbergWX But what time are we going back innnnnnnn Marc? 😅

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Oh damn! 🤣

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Kanye West did a song titled Heil Hitler and is currently doing a concert tour, which has included multiple dates at Raymond James stadium in Tampa that has banned Macklemore for saying end the genocide & free Palestine

fucking absurd