Can't wait to watch our corporate media firefighters "speak truth to power" the next four years by asking Joe Biden what color socks he decided to wear today.
@PapaJohns found this gross sticker stuck to my pizza crust while eating leftovers. Looks like @TriMark_USA might supply your kitchen equipment? Ended up tossing the rest. Disgusting 🤢
Me, writing an email:
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!