Shirley 🌼

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[rai @sixsevenrry]

BRING THESE TYPE OF SIGNS BACK FOR GOD'S SAKE

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rose @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[ً @americanreqiuem]

hurricane was about her ex shane harper (good luck charlie co-star) who cheated on her with a british girl, so she mocked her accent in the song 😭

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Miley Cyrus
> born "Destiny Hope," called "Smiley"
> dad sings "Achy Breaky Heart"
> godmother is Dolly Parton
> Disney says you're "too small" at 11
> book Hannah Montana anyway
> at 15, Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair scandal
> at 20, twerk Robin Thicke at the VMAs
> swing naked on a wrecking ball
> marry Liam Hemsworth. split 7 months later
> drop "Flowers" on his birthday
> break Spotify's weekly record. twice
> win Record of the Year. your first Grammy ever
> at 33, get a Hollywood Walk of Fame star

the 2,845th star. on the same sidewalk where her dad used to walk her past gift shops at 2am, buying knockoff Oscars

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

“kids these days don’t know any real life skills.”

— the same generation of boomers that removed wood shop, auto shop, home economics, and finance classes from schools and replaced them with standardized testing

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death.

Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas.

At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty."

Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed.

"Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month.

Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Definition of being at the right place and the right time

[archive steinfeld @archiveshailee]

“hailee at home, she’s getting ready to have a baby right now. thank you so much for being the other half of stack.”

– michael b. jordan's acceptance speech for his first-ever oscar.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

70y/o Georgia woman Marion Compton shot her husband in the head after he allegedly kills her dog. They found Gregory Compton dead on the living room couch from a single gunshot to the head.

“He killed my dog yesterday, and I just couldn’t take it anymore,” she said.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

2 kids just got pulled over for driving a motorbike on the road in Atlanta.

The kids reaction. 🤣

[Netflix @netflix]

"We don't ever play it like this again"

HARRY STYLES. ONE NIGHT IN MANCHESTER. Premieres TODAY March 8 at 12PM PT / 7PM GMT on Netflix. #HarryStylesNetflix

[aka @akafaceUS]

Keanon Lowe, a high school coach, prevented a mass shooting by disarming a student and then offering him a comforting hug.

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

Harry for Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

$2,031 and he on a date!! 🤦‍♂️

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

Remember when Big Daddy Kane dropped his mic mid performance, and then did this….