Dylan Ritch

Actor. Singer. Lover. Pasta and kitty enthusiast.

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@MeghanGadd1 @AndyJenningsd12 "if this was Soul Eater he'd be the Meister since he's got this life together."

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Playing with Blake, Collin, Talen I drew off the top of the deck a draw 4 card 4 times...I no longer have friends

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Conversations between Clint and me.
"I've misplaced my chicken and blame you!"

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"We're not friends we're engaged!" - that married couple

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@QueenStriggle girl keeps me laughing all the time. Learning the ways of sass.

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@ashcrashbash @sarahdothoward I don't want to talk about it!!!!

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@fullofdonohue looks at girls breast and says "you don't have shirt puppies. You have the whole kennel."

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@lightinthepizza don't let her fool you folks. Erin is on that hill with Dundee the cow!

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Cooked dinner for my two favorite girls for the first time. They said they were happy. :)

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watching romcom with @sarahdothoward and @ashcrashbash and a girl gets a steak for her eye. "she didnt deserve that much meat in the face"

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Everyday sass moment
Ashley: (insert one of numerous sass moments)
Dylan: well I just kissed a pickle so...
@sarahdothoward @ashcrashbash

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Watching movie with Roomate and literally the first 10 minutes had 33 fades. (Pulls out gun)
FADE OUT ONE MORE TIME!

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@ashcrashbash You being you is an imperative part of the story.

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@MeghanGadd1 sorry friend. Be strong! Fight the obligation!

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My little brother and cousin just said "hey let's go on a roadtrip to McDonald's!" It's Christmas Day at 10:40 pm. 0_0

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@Lisi_ja love you too Joe!

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@DaleSchultzf11 @Broadway_Baby18 look what Dale found Gina! Lol

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@ashcrashbash @DaleSchultzf11 @sarahdothoward @Broadway_Baby18 @Lisi_ja trust us the feelings mutual Ashley ;)

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@SwooshBear742 we will get through this together my friend.