Matt Payne

Professional Newscast Director and Floor Director, Amateur Web and Software Developer, Woodturner, Artist, Creator of Things.

[Matt Payne @Director_Matt]

@Lions Thank us by winning. This crap is getting old.

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The thing I don't get is... They know what people want to play. They advertise what people want to play. Why not make the app people want to play?????

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.@Android Please do something about the obviously misleading app ads. I would love to play some of the puzzle games I see advertised, but the app linked is some stupid candy crush clone that is nothing close to the ad. I'm getting sick of it.

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They obviously advertise something people want in order to get their download numbers up. Perhaps don't count downloads that are deleted within 24 hours? Maybe penalize developers that mislead your customers?

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Dear @KalamazooWings, I am not hearing impaired and would like to keep it that way. Would you kindly turn the music down to a reasonable volume? Thanks.

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This picture pretty much sums up the @KalamazooWings season. It looks like every Kwings fan walking out of the game tonight.

[Kalamazoo Wings @KalamazooWings]

Cincy strikes again... 3-1 Cylcones 4:47 to play in the second.

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Dear @nbcsnl, please cast Wallace Shawn as Gordon Sondland.

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This week has definitely been a Pabst 99 pack kinda week. Lol https://t.co/X8U2iYMZRZ

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@thetvdb Is your api down, or is it just me? When I go to https://t.co/nKAso8HBzG I get {"Error":"Not authorized","authorizer":"cloudfront"}. Also happens with the beta. Was working fine a few hours ago.

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. @KalamazooWings why didn't you show the replay of the waved off goal?

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@Olgas_Kitchen @Tasdad006

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@Olgas_Kitchen I love your ham and cheeses. My mom would take me to olga's as a treat whenever we went to the mall. When I moved away, I would look forward to going to Olga's every time I came back home for a visit. Now that I've moved back, I treat myself to Olga's any time I need a pick-me-up

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Double rainbow for the win!

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I don't know which way to look! To the east is an awesome sunrise, to the west is an amazing rainbow! #PureMichigan @RandiBurns_Wx

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And also @BuffaloSabres and @Canucks, who are now tied for oldest team to never win a cup. Congrats to all! Lol

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While celebrating the @StLouisBlues win last night, let's not forget to celebrate @MapleLeafs for becoming the sole holders of the record for longest current cupless streak(they were tied with the Blues)!

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@EricaWWMT @KirkMasonWWMT @WillWWMT @MeganMLooker He is such an original act! https://t.co/0YsYwSDXy7

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@EricaWWMT @abc13houston So my 10-year-old $5 Walmart sunglasses may not be protecting me? Not cool.

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@KirkMasonWWMT I sure hope not! lol

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UGH!!! Severe weather and flooding in Oklahoma means the Mother-in-law has to stay another day.

Um, I mean...

Yay! My mother-in-law gets to stay for another day!

...

No. I don't.