Dirk Glover

joking

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

@BHutt_22 You don’t think he’s a woman? Bigot!

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Mackinaw island of Abdul el-sayed’s dreams

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Menards is the carnival cruise of hardware stores

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

If I ever had twins I would hold one back in school just for fun.

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

There should be a law that “you must be under 300 lbs to board an airplane.”

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Use for ai in vehicles:
Monitoring cruise control use on highways-People who consistently pass just to slow down and get passed, multiple times, get drone striked.

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Osaka is an entitled brat. She’s bad at tennis and then blames other people. She’s not near good enough to wear this fit

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

There’s got to be some reason for this…

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

The NFL has a BIG problem.

Arrests per year since 2000:

NFL: 47 (1,175)
NBA: 22 (550)
MLB: 17.5 (437)
NHL: 2.5 (62)

Per Capita:

NFL: 48.9 (nearly double)
NBA: 27.6
MLB: 23.3
NHL: 3.6

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

@FreddyLA7 “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

@rushslush99 Not nice

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

I can’t wait for football. Can’t wait to hear these sounds every weekend

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Nothing stokes a cheap ass like filling up for $3.75 a gallon and diving 2 miles down the road to see $3.77

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

@BarstoolBigCat Do burgers require all the “fixins” to count?

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Anybody who can’t see past his messed up, creepy, pedophile face is blinded by the allegations. It’s ignorant. Michael is INNOCENT! He just wants to be a boy, not do boys

[Toluwase @Toluwase_x]

Michael Jackson home videos… his childhood was robbed. All he did was work, work, work. So in his mind, he was truly experiencing the joy of being a kid for the first time.

He just had a childlike soul, and the media used that against him 😭💔

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Life is so much more free when you release your bitterness towards a man who definitely isn’t a creepy pedophile. Michael is INNOCENT! ⛓️‍💥

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Screw all these people who suddenly want tacos on cinco de mayo. I’ve eaten tacos almost every Tuesday for the last three years and because of cultural appropriation i have to wait over an hour for tacos. Forget about it.

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

“And after the service please join me in the narthex where there will be apples I freshly picked from the tree at the center of my garden”

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Dudes got the Stevie wonder goin for this interview

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Makai Lemon slid from top-10 to No. 20 because he bombed his Combine interviews with a horrible attitude.

Teams called it a “disaster,” questioned his maturity, and some removed him from their boards.

Talent got him noticed but character got him passed up.

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

@BarstoolBigCat Recreate this with Kate?

[Dirk Glover @Dirk14Glover]

Little league baseball fields smell like popcorn and cologne