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[alex @steven_lebron]

if i send you this it means i’ll take care of it

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Elon Musk has never hiked three feet behind me with a Bluetooth speaker clipped to his backpack

[Alexander Zoltan @AmazingZoltan]

Somali recognition month? Canada doesn't even have a Scottish recognition month, despite many of the country's founders — including its first Prime Minister — being Scottish.

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

The europoors make it so fucking easy, you almost start to feel bad. Almost.

[Rod Mickleburgh @rodmickleburgh]

Why are security costs for the @FIFAWorldCup in Toronto $94 million for 7 games, while in Vancouver the security costs for 6 games are $242 million???? More than twice as much! #vanpoli #bcpoli #WorldCup

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Me when the MLB version comes out:

[Jason McIntyre @jasonrmcintyre]

When you drop a banger in the group chat

[derrick @DirkAdams91]

@kathypom54 At least he can draw some walks

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Jon Jones vs Francis Ngannou would be incredible. Francis walks around at 275 and Jones walks around because he’s not allowed to drive.

[derrick @DirkAdams91]

@BlueJays @TD_Canada Schneider -> 2B
Sosa-> The Moon

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[toki @tokifyi]

hot take: we need to replace stanley park with canada’s largest data centre

[derrick @DirkAdams91]

@Damon98_ What does varsho do that keeps him off that list?

[Mark Spector🇨🇦🇺🇦 @SportsnetSpec]

Only nine defencemen in NHL history have had more points than Bouchard's 95 (some of them multiple times).
That's Top 10 in NHL history.
He blocked 100 shots, had a ton of PK minutes, was plus-25...
Doesn't mean he wins the Norris, but I had Bouchard as a Finalist.

[canteen boy @VickVinegar007]

@ThomasDrance Hang in there Tom. You’ll get through this hardship. How out of touch are you? And how tf did you get a vote?

[😇 @itsdraisteam]

makar and dahlin over bouchard…

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

🎬 THE BOYS (2026)