Dirk Diggler

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 That’s never happened to you midget

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@YahooSports Thank the lord this faghot fuck can finally get arrested and thrown in jail

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I feel really bad for a lot of these “boyfriends” that are getting posted today

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My boys hookin up with a ticket scalper… #gross

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@NathanH1998_ @heychaseloI Dm

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@UTDShifty @TheNBACentel Only absolute LeBron dick lickers could say shit like this 💀💀 Little Bronny bricked it

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I am actually stupider than a stupid person. How? I’ll tell you. I am a smart person who fully understands that the decisions I make are stupid, yet I decide to do them anyway. This makes me even stupider than someone who makes stupid decisions because they don’t know any better

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@ReggieFstone Yum

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@Arl5Mvp Fucking pathetic

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@Ronnie2K And now nobody plays your video game anymore you stinky Indian fuck

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@petermiller8771 Just had a record breaking uncle bills MTT

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@Dashytwo @Dloading 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The office is so fucking gay

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About to embark on my first four day bender since graduating college

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I’m more hungover than Harvey Weinstein after a massage

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Your mom raised a midget fagget

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I think I am sick again. But I am already on my fourth margarita. Guys like me don’t play by the rules

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(Im white)

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The lady with a hot Russian name tailoring the two Italian suits I’m about to buy (you can’t afford it) just asked me if anyone ever told me I look like Patrick Mahomes? I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.