Dirk Dresden

GOL Lucha and EWC roster jackass.

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@WhammehBar @StrangleMania Uh oh. I'm placing bets on you merging your titles!

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@WhammehBar @StrangleMania Controversy Creates Cash II?

[Brian T. Smith @BTSmithUK]

This game doesn't matter. This game doesn't matter. This game doesn't matter. This game doesn't matter. This game doesn't matter. #Texans

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

Thank God Tom Savage is back in! #WeAreTexans

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

Sanchez & Osweiler - You're making me ashamed to be a Texan!
#WeAreTexans #DallasCowboys

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

Seriously Osweiler? #Texans

[Faux NFL Network™ @FauxNFLnetwork]

ICYMI: Ronda Rousey took the time to show off her Eli Manning impression during the fight Friday night.

[Faux NFL Network™ @FauxNFLnetwork]

REPORT: Peyton Manning looks to cash in on massive forehead.

[Faux NFL Network™ @FauxNFLnetwork]

Cowboys QBs so far today:

Dak Prescott: Scoring drive
Tony Romo: Scoring drive
Mark Sanchez: 💩

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@HoustonTexans

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@HoustonTexans DAMN!

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Tony Romo has now thrown as many TD this season as...Dez Bryant.

[Jeff Howe @jeffphowe]

Tony Romo has more points than the Dolphins today.

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

I did that last year. I slept from 10 PM - 11 AM the next day https://t.co/eSLja7WTEa

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@ThisIs_ThePack I have relatives there and last visited 13 years ago. There's two reasons why.. and that's one of them.

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

#FakeHangoverFacts

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@ThisIs_ThePack Try winter in Texas. It sucks bad. I usually get sick three times a year, with only 2 months in the summer as a relief.

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@ThisIs_ThePack Hahahaha.. I wish it did for me. My allergies still murder me every spring and fall

[Dirk Dresden @DirkDresden]

@ThisIs_ThePack Same here, far too tough for me. I've smashed my face so many times, I'm surprised I haven't broken my nose.