Dirk Lurnsbee

Judge not, because we'll do it for you.

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my selflie

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migjt also tell them about my sevventeen ex-wives

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googlcom how does camra wirk?

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"if u don't try, u won't succede" - Durk Lurnsbee

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If @BryanReklis and @programmajamma play theyre cards right they just might get to hear my best mustache storys today!

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about too start filming #JudgeaBlankbyitsBlank season 3!! my favrite day of the year!

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@AmazonHelp It's ok i found my hidden box of Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck VHS tapes and betaamaxes so i'm ok thank you

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@amazon i need to order this right now https://t.co/B1Ge535UkA whats your phone numberr?

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practicing for new episodes of Judge a Blank by itss Blank with @BryanReklis and @programmajamma maybe one day they'll be my ex-stepchildren

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Mailed each of my ex-wives and ex-stepchildren an Easter basket. Only 5 of them got returned this year!

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@BryanReklis I voted for Gary Hartt in 1988 and Paul Songas in 1992

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google why don't my kids lov eme

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@programmajamma They forgot to put him on the ballot! I hadd to write him in on the side and draw my own bubble.

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@programmajamma I voted for Herman Cain in the primarry who did you vote for?

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@BryanReklis I voted for Hermann Cainn in the primary

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google com mustache handsome guy

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wwgoogle tom selleck cool guy

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I might have also told him that twitter is the internet in general.

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He's the star of the hit youtube series Judge a Blank by its Blank. https://t.co/wpYYP9Bs2K