Kyle Funk

What am I doing? I'm...blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I'm running away from my responsibilities.

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[Kyle Funk @DirksBently]

@ZacTCarlson @louash2 I agree 100% as someone 6'2 idk where this started that people aren't allowed to recline on planes

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Haha chiefs suck

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If the matrix came out today they'd be fucked because theres no payphones around anymore to escape with

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@OGDadBod 90's chevy pickup, lol. Nothing crazy rwd. It snowed all damn day today where I was working and I had to go off pavement a few times

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Fuck a 4x4. Mobbin through the snow in my rwd

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I wrote on the bar receipt "intro statement needs work, C+" it's a homework grading joke. If you can't empathize with the humor in that you're not really someone I need to talk to

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@_AlabamaMan_ wears bolo ties

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@zachoflawtrades Lol, right. Like who are you planning on stopping

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Lol at 100lb girl wearing security shirt at target. What are you gonna do if I ended up causing a scene?

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@KingJames Oh yeah, flashing that hot Chinese money

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@KingJames "I would rather just shut up and dribble"

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@PowerTripKFAN brewers were one game away from the WS last year gtf out of here

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@BHLiving @LukeBryanOnline I won't be, sorry brian

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Excited for my performance at the Minnesota state fair. Its gon be lit

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@_AlabamaMan_ has a dolphin tattoo on his foot

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@OGDadBod Joe, what does your wrist tattoo bible verse say?

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Charch on @KFAN1003 "Tom Brady might not be the best quarterback on his own team" #preposterousstatement @CommonManKFAN

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@_AlabamaMan_ probably does

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What kind of entitled bitch under the age of 60 actually lets the bagger walk their groceries our to the car for them.