Elliot Parker

Coal Miner ⛏️ English Born 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Australian made 🇦🇺 Father of 2 👧🏻🧒🏼 Husband and NUFC fan ⚫️⚪️

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@UTD_Anna_ 😆😆😆 OMFG that is too funny!!! 😆😆😆

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@RestrictedVids Kids look well dressed, hair done and shoes and bags on, she prioritised them and should be commended for not caring about her own appearance, instead should be praised

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@jamiereuben @NUFC That’s my owner! 🤩

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@SkySportsNews Which airport did he arrive into?

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@NUFCMurph It’s ok, we signed another member of staff 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@UtdBloke_ No Tonali, Bruno G, Gordon, stop smoking the glass BBQ

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@bbcnewcastle I know it’s not, but I really wish this was satire!

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@instablog9ja @AchrafHakimi absolutely shits all over Jamie Carragher.

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@sakpo0007_ No Isak against Everton???? Disgraceful

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@positivesideofx If you have the ability to acces this app, especially on a mobile device, you’re doing better than the majority of people in the world.

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@BBCMOTD Surely not 🤣

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@RobertIrwin The single most Australian picture I have ever and will ever see.

This epitomises Australia.

Barefoot
Mullet
Outdoors
Sunshine
Croc
Irwin

🇦🇺

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@Girlpatriot1974 This is hard for me to accept as yes, she’s a hottie and I don’t want to disagree, but I’m also and Englishman that resides in Australia.

So . . . . .

The fact that I have never once worried about sending my kids to school immediately tells me Australia is a better country.

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@mindsetmachine Can someone provide me the name of this host please?

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@AndrewBolis Money

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@MonteCarNUFC It’s a funny old game, I’ve seen various posts throughout the years blasting the poor quality of food at football games, and then now I’ve seen the exact opposite, truly shows that the clubs will never please everyone, I get your point however but respectfully I disagree.

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@jamesallcott Our inability to spend our vast wealth in January (Not to mention other windows) while watching a club with 115 charges casting a shadow over their heads buy their way out of trouble.

Infuriated Newcastle fan.

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@BCFC Newcastle fan here, great game and an even better strike, not sure I’ve seen a ball hit that sweet in years, good luck for the season!

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@Gallowgate_Lad @StateOfLinkedIn 🤣 Came here to say exactly this!

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@JH_37_ @seanlongstaff97 @EmiratesFACup @NUFC You claim to be in mental health advisory role, and then have the audacity to post something like this, you should be ashamed of yourself.