Diana Marin

Extraordinary Machine

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

It's official. The perfect line to use when declining a drink is

"I'm pregnant."

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

When you give your Uber driver that courteous “thanks have a nice day” in Spanish...

and he quickly realizes you understood his entire phone conversation.

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

🤍

[History Videos @historyandfacts]

A couple at Woodstock (48 hours after they met) and the same couple 50 years later.

[Miguel Mannella @MiguelMannella1]

Yes i'm still shocked

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@MeowWolf 💙

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@bash0929 Tequila is the way to go. I make my Palomas with Fresca

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@JuddApatow

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@bash0929 Christian... 🥰

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

How are things going these days?

Me:

#iykyk

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@bash0929 It’s all about the playlist....

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

Me, trying to keep up with all the weddings & babies in 2021

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

When searching for the definition of a boss:

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she's receiving chemotherapy for a recurrence of cancer, but has no plans to retire from the Supreme Court. https://t.co/pdst47mp3P

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@IamRobertoSasso In other words..

are you a decent human being?

or not even remotely close?

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

Actual footage of Ron DeSantis:

#science #notforeveryone

[GNTILE_REIGN_CANE @GNTILE_REIGN]

Latest single "Be Here Now" on Apple Music https://t.co/PPBW0xPAWa

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

😭

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

this comment on a sleigh bells video aged me 30 years

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

It really makes my day when my grandmas text reads “I love you homie” when I know she meant to say “I love you honey”

#momsandtechnology

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

m o n o chrome.

#quarantineselfies

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

Virgil Abloh playing Dirty Diana 🔥 #MetGala

[Diana Marin @Dirrrrty_D]

@allivjames Same 😑

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Aloha 🤩