Megs

Acting human. Writing. Model citizen. Animal enthusiast. A sexy St. Francis, if you will. I love poodles, pythons, penguins, and The X-Files. I love you!

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

Sometimes you have to put on a bikini and ride a unicorn in a circle for your mental health.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@WWLTV wild turkeys on Jackson Ave on the mandeville lakefront today! Wondering if they were blown in from the storm. They caused quite a traffic jam!

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@MargaretOrr We had wild turkeys on the Mandeville Lakefront! Not sure if the storm blew them in or where they came from.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@itsSaulGoodman @grok @grok the correct answer is “Kim Wexler.”

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@DollyParton I hope you can feel how much the world loves you!! ❤️❤️❤️

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Men. They’re just everywhere.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@ABeardedHero Where Are You Now - such an underrated gem

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

This is what broke me with my last ex. He rarely asked me questions, and he broke things off by simply never answering my texts again. It was a shame, because I recognized that we probably weren’t a good romantic match, but I would have loved to continue a friendship

[Wes Derby @wesderby]

@kathasty Yes. It’s really not that hard. No I am friends with so many of my exes? Because even though we didn’t work out as romantic pairings, we listened to each other, we learned about each other. We actually gave a shit what the other one had to say.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@ChaosMoogle @kaxishk I was looking for this one!

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@djwerda @bjoewolf People died. Have some respect and empathy.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@MargaretOrr @N_O_CafeDuMonde @NOCityPark Chocolate milk just hits different when you pair it with beignets 😋

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@hahaTerrance But is this true for guys as well? I’ve met some fitness gurus/nutritionists with weird vibes 😂

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you and your bill are trash.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

This is the tweet. What do women really want? Someone who treats us well, makes us laugh, texts back, lets us know we’re wanted, and is kind. Looks aren’t that big of a deal.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@kevevs1908 @doctoriaindarcy Woman here. Leave trans women alone, and please don’t be sexist! This is not “woman stuff.” Men are perfectly capable of doing the wash and picking kids up from school.

[Tables, Ladders & Chats @faithhopentrick]

The only fake oppression here is a billionaire pretending they aren’t safe in the public toilet they don’t use.

The post is about community, not oppression. It causes ZERO harm. JK Rowling just needs to be nasty about others with no need - petty, narcissistic, bully.

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

I miss Twitter 😢

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Azealia Banks weighs in on J.K. Rowling’s transphobic views:

“Maybe her husband cheated on her with a Tr***ylicious diva and that’s why she’s dedicated every waking moment to making sure her life’s legacy is dedicated to harassing people who make up less than 1% of the Global population.”

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@mysexeyes @hungrybowtie

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@wesderby I’m so sorry. I can relate a bit; guys are always really into me until they see the reality of my chronic illness

[Megs @DirrtySunshine]

@ABeardedHero What You See is What You Get, One Kiss From You