Caitlin Rasmussen

Derby.💜Dog.🐶Dreams.☀️

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Happy Birthday Week To Me 🤗

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Don’t let anyone cramp your sunshine. ☀️

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I despise Christmas.

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@MelissaGraham11 I swear something is in the water because everyone I talk to says the same. I hope things look up soon. 💓

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Fucking Dain.

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I cannot explain to anyone how real mom brain is. How everything goes in one ear and out the other completely unintentionally. & it’s literally going to be the death of me.

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@MelissaGraham11 SAME. I have NEVER had heartburn until pregnancy. It’s awful 🥴

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From the moment I told him I’m pregnant Josh has called me momma and I just love it 🥺

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My favorite part of car rides with Scarlett is listening to her playlist of songs and listening to her sing and giggle 🥰

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Mr. Man Upstairs, idk what your test is but did I pass or fail? Cuz I am OVER it today.

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Ya know what being married to a blue collar man gets ya? A whole ass mattress you brought to the living room, shoved up to the couch just so you can sleep next to him for the first time in like, a week? He never makes it to bed cuz he’s so exhausted. It ain’t for the weak.

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When I tell you I have the best friends in the world. 🌎 @RoyceJasmine @BrinaHeaton @ everyone that probably has a Twitter but idk their @

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@BrinaHeaton @kmcqueen2018 @RoyceJasmine That was supposed to say y’alls 😂

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@BrinaHeaton @kmcqueen2018 Of course they are. Have you seen stalls babies? @RoyceJasmine

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I CANNOT EVEN contain my excitement. I’ve literally been waiting for this moment for a minimum of four years. I FINALLY get to start my licensing process 🎊

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Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness better figure their shit out because I’d be a lot fucking happier if I had half a million dollars.

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Fucking fuck. Thank God it’s Friday.

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Tell me why I can wake up and cook my dogs a smorgasbord but can’t wake up to cook my self anything 🫣