The Dirt

I will Fuck You! WRASTLEMANIA STYLE!!!

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@ccba95 @shumway_trent @south_degrees @HezaaJ @MakeBelieveKyle @Perdition_Wood @Marnie_McFly @McErin2006 @dulcevox @BigBenVa1 Ya I only know how to do Jacob Williams and The Dirt voices. That's my range. So it was pretty obvious when Thomas started to speak.

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@archaeonerd91 I'm so sorry to hear that things aren't great Pearl. To maybe help cheer you up here is a famous quote by a little known author. "A glory hole without the anonymity is just a boring gang bang with everyone politely waiting their turn." -Jacob Williams.

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@ImprovOnTape @sm_reyes_writes I'm sure he is.

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@MakeBelieveEric 100% accurate. Can confirm. It's also how I would record for KFAM. If it ain't broke right?

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@archaeonerd91 @ImprovOnTape

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@WiseguyHen86

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26. Well. I guess this is it. Time for the big reveal. I know you've all been wondering "But What Happened to Jacob Whiliams!?" Well... I! AM! JACOB WHILLIAMS! That's Right, It was Me All Along!...

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@SuchCoolStuff

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@kh7zj RIGHT!?

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17. Gwendolyn somehow avoided being captured and sealed along with the Shadows and fled King Falls with Mission Apparition hot on her tail. You should all watch their ongoing new series "Hunt for the Racist Witch" now streaming on Hulu.

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@Sckit Anytime. Every time!

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@tbone2628 It's the only way I know how to live.

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With everything coming to an end officially I'd like to fill some of the holes (in the story line) that were left open and provide closure to the fans who never got enough sexual The Dirt content...

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@AllyneLloyd I like that idea.

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@SadMaiden One of the greats!

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15. Chet was eventually cleared of the charges against him for the destruction of the old radio station. We catch up whenever he comes into the B&B shop, which is Often. I can't believe I lived in such a small town and never met such a fellow enthusiast of the sexual arts earlier

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@SadMaiden Good I'm glad. 😊

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8. Herschel and Cecil run a fishing and outdoors survival shop at the edge of town. After everything that happened Cecil keeps pretty quiet and to himself. Herschels there though and they keep each other held together. I've written some spicy fanfic about their relationship.

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@AllyneLloyd That's assuming we understand the gestation period of her species.

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For any who feel that my personal summation of this story of King Falls is lacking or missing in something. I'd like to say that this is from one characters perspective. And that it's not necessarily all true or accurate. So taken nothing as cannon if you don't want too. 😉

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@jennyreyn Exactly.

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@ShotgunSammy1 Glad I could help. The show may be over but the community it created remains and that's pretty awesome!

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2. Me and Troy settle down and start up a cozy B&B after the final fight with (Censored). Just to be clear B&B is the name of our sex Shop "Bondage and Ballgags". It was gonna be a comedic spinoff where we deal with the occasional customer who mistook us for a bed and breakfast.

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@AllyneLloyd Who knows. Maybe she laid some eggs somewhere. 😉

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@jennyreyn Ya sorry. Had to put the good old King Falls sucker punch to the heart in there.