Robe

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[Robe @DirtRobe]

Heres a compilation of Danny Devito saying “whore”

[cordarrelle patterson @ceeflashpee84]

Breaking news❗️❗️❗️Pittsburgh Steelers release old washed up cordarrelle patterson on his day off!!!

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@ESPNNewYork @RealMichaelKay That guy on the right looks like he has a shitty lawn

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@SleeperHQ please im begging you, start doing dynasty baseball @Fantrax sucks so bad

[Robe @DirtRobe]

Because of fucking inbounds

[Robe @DirtRobe]

Please not like this

[Marty Mush @martymush]

These refs are actually dog shit

[Robe @DirtRobe]

1st Half takeaways, Cooper Flagg is the best basketball player on the planet, I still hate Caleb Love

[Robe @DirtRobe]

Duke blew it, unreal

[Robe @DirtRobe]

Cooper Flagg is that guy.

[Robe @DirtRobe]

🐐

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

6 PTS
4 AST
8-0 RUN
TO 🐏

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@RealMartini_ @deanciriaco @BayesianNuance @MikeTrout @MLB @MLBTheShow Gotta edit attributes

[Robe @DirtRobe]

Cooper Flagg is absurd, Duke is never losing again

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@mahaaaay Man I really do

[Robe @DirtRobe]

Duke is winning it all ive seen all I need to see

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@shawn_flem18808 @ChloeGMoretz @Melmsyyy

[Robe @DirtRobe]

“@ChloeGMoretz: whats johnny bravo look like without glasses..?” Like that

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Well that signing sucked. Time to jack off

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

I’m prepared for the Juan Soto news

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@ArianFoster Unrelated but you should watch shrinking on apple tv

[Robe @DirtRobe]

@DukeDigest Too young