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[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

i am #surrendering actually. no thoughts

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

capricorn, save your thoughts for tomorrow. things might change.

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

my ass ruins my swag wallahi

[queenami @hirenael]

نحن جميعًا تحت اقدام القطط وكلنا من اجل خدمة القطط

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

بيتنا مرة طاقته ذكورية عشانه بذوق ابوي…

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

قل لي من اثث بيتكم (ابوك او امك) اقل لك من انت

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

i hate when a man thinks i’m checking him out and starts looking over at me BRO I’M LOOKING AT YOUR HAIRCUT NOW GIVE ME A 360°

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

oh i know

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

time to get a tattoo, capricorn.

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Me realizing that the way I was raised really affected me

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

i use my nieces like a sticker shredding bin and they love it

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

no no please give me that brand sticker sheet you got with your purchase that you don’t want i have two (very cute) Sticker Guzzlers at home

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

😭😭😭😭

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

can we pleasE HAVE REAL FOOD

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

the worst part about having european friends is that your lunch will be a jar of olives from the shops and your dinner crackers with a block of cheese

[𝓖🦇 @dirtbag_]

sometimes the universe speaks directly to you