TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺

My obsession with YouTube is unhealthy. ✌️OSRS has me forever in its claws

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

ADHDers! If you struggle with task initiation, I'd like to introduce you to the acronym "RAN." It stands for:

R: Rewards
A: Accountability
N: Novelty

Let's break down what each of these mean, and how to apply them to the tasks you're avoiding. 🧵✨

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

M type? Emotionally unstable guys that aren’t interested in me, and more interested in other guys 🙃

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

Fuck I hate it when men tell you to smile.

[Shelf @shelfcomedy]

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles

god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

[Bootz💤 @Its_Bootz]

ADHD is basically just your brain stuck on side quest mode

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

I’m just sick of crying all the time

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

Completed my first rubix cube

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

when a pretty girl calls me pretty:

[Massivejugz @massivejugz]

“Did you cum?” Yeah, out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

Canadians really got everyone thinking they the nicest people ever, and yet their actions will never follow through with their word. Only nice on the top layer.

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

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[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

HIGH how are ya

[Paige 🌈✨ @PaigeHoward93]

me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread: https://t.co/J2XEDnRNbv

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

Anxious about going to work, anxious about not going ✨

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

I fucking HATE this new update to mobile Twitter. Whhyyyy

[TorzaMaaaate 🇦🇺 @DirtyAustralian]

Oh god, 7 years on Twitter 🤦🏽‍♀️