Dirty Daego

Bio? Seriously? I'm a guy that appreciates smart, funny, beautiful women........and bacon.....oh, and booze. ;)

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@itsbritttbish She can't even G.I.Jane that challenge.

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@anactualwalnut Just remember the word raven. With an a, it's the letter behind it, a verb....with an e, it's the letter behind it, a noun. 'The sound effects were loud, but did not affect my hearing'. That sort of thing.

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@Scott_Maxwell Have you looked into Brevard? I know our good 'ole boy sheriff used to say it would never happen. Has that changed?

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@Imposter_Edits

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@CherylBryant

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@LinkedInHelp your site is hosting an Amazon phishing scam. Tried to let you know through your site....but you've done an excellent job of making that impossible.

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@Trulieve Still waiting on an order from 4/18. You still open????
DMs working

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@Holy_Elle Maybe...in a world of fakes...some people still look for real. Who knows.

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@Trulieve @lastprisonerprj Quick! Divert attention!! Make a post about ANYTHING other than our epic failure. Orders not delivered, no phones at any number answered, chat queue 160 deep....are you shutting down?

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@TheBedr00mBully All I saw was "AI nailed me".
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I know. I'll see myself out.....
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@anactualwalnut You'll improve drastically within 30 days. Been there.

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@darthlux Actually, now having no checkmark *is* the status symbol. Paying for it is just sad.

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@rivers_kim @Trulieve You realize how EPICALLY you screwed this day up, right? Phones not answered, online chat 155 people in line, deliveries not made or confirmed. Wow. Epic fail.

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@HolidaywithH Bonus points for "on the side". Like yeah....."I embalm people....as a side hustle. You got a hobby?"

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@DarthLux and trying to use T-Rex short arms to try to scrape it back...

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@femalehobbyist Florida, but specifically the southwest coast. Last place in the state with hidden gems of places.

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@MyNews13 Who is paying for the tour?

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@FlaTesla @Parkerlawyer His spine

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@anactualwalnut Sorry you had to deal with that.