DirtyEngineers

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Just give me a hug, I will bend over!

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

So...are you having a boy or an abortion?

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

"Don't self test in my cup" #pgp #coffeefail

[Wesley Campher @wescam15]

@DirtyEngineers @Thys321 #shaaame

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Yes, thats is the life of a desicted engineer. #dirtybooks @wescam15 @Shedders3 @14827115

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

How i feel being in locked up in the office and seeing a woman for the first time in four days. #PGP @PostGradProblem http://t.co/sCQhvqvz

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Suicide sunday!! #dirtyengineers

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Her face is like a screen saver, if you touch the mouse it changes completely! #DirtyEngineer #trackball

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Why don't you just toe gut her under the table! #cantwaitforlater

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Moose knuckle: Camel toe's ugly sister #mokopanewildlife

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

A: That one walks funny.
B: bro, its the Paralympics.
#ThatAwkwardMoment

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Where's cocktail?? #brazenbarmen #PGP @DirtyEngineers

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

No you must use two fingers! #Macgestures #thatswhatshesaid

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Love Russian whore's, minimum input - maximum return... #rateofreturn

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Vacuum packed it and then rapped it in pork! So your jewish nose couldn't smell it! #goldinrusk #jewbaum

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

@Sebastian_Read only in pants soutie...

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

@PostGradProblem: "This will be the week I get serious." #PGP @RuanDaff @Shedders3

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

When everyone knows you're showing up with a massive hangover tomorrow. #PGP

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

The coffee induced bathroom sprint. #PGP

[DirtyEngineers @DirtyEngineers]

Life does not care about your problems! #sexdelay