OFFICIAL: Here is the first look at the official 2020-21 draft board! Who do you think was the biggest reach? How about this biggest steal? Let us know down below ⬇️
Did you miss me? Here’s a quick look at how the playoff picture would shape up if the season were to end today! Currently missing the playoffs: @pkenney22, @RandyMaus, @brandonbissett_, and @baker0428. Still lots of time left to get back into it!
BREAKING: When asked where the draft went wrong for him, Zeke and Destroy (@pkenney22) says “Cam Newton.” Tough times clearly coming for the franchise as they are on the verge of falling to 1-4.
You didn’t forget about us did you? Yellowstone Avenue sitting atop the Dirty Dozen standings 3 weeks in! @pkenney22 brings up the rear at 0-3 with 273 points so far!
We may be a week late on this one, but tough times @brandonbissett_ and his team. The retirement of Andrew Luck however has led to a rebranding! Please join us in welcoming The Goffather to the Dirty Dozen Fantasy Football League!
UPDATE: Shit continues to rain down on The Cheetah Girls (@pkenney22). With DK Metcalf going under the knife and Zeke holding out, they suffer another slew of injuries tonight with Cam Newton and Jordan Reed going down tonight. Tough start to the year.
BREAKING: Zeke who? Man spotted at Whataburger believed to be The Cheetah Girls’ (@pkenney22) 1st Round Selection Ezekiel Elliot. Rough start for the regular season runner up and 3rd place finisher.
SOURCES: A deal fell apart late last night between Huge Ballage Sack (@joshkenney26) and Brent Loves Cookaine (@btheisen24). Details of the potential trade are still unclear.
Missing the Playoffs and playing for The Lu:
9. Two and a Half Freeman (@Simonson_11)
10. Beast Mode (@T_Breidenbach)
11. Shitty Luck (@brandonbissett_)
12. Huge Ballage Sack (@joshkenney26)