Dirty Mother Blogger

Blogger of motherhood triumphs and failures.. The many, many failures!

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Lilah makes me feel so sorry for her when she refers to her toys as her friends.. Little antisocial weirdo

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@BraeburnPrimary Beautiful guys, quite emotional! Lilah's missing her friends so much! ❤

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Supposed to be supporting @nufc but end up stuck on the side of the road for hours. #Gutted #UpTheToon #HawayTheLads

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Jack is all of us #loveisland

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Megan slating Georgia for being an attention seeker.. 48 hours later walks about the villa with her tits wapped out in a desperate bid for people to remember she exists.
Good move hun 👍
#cringinghell #loveisland

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I reckon Ellie could have said she used to work with anything, even cucumbers, and lovely Alex would have piped up with "Oh I love cucmbers!" Bless his heart #loveisland

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It worries me that my child pulls doll's heads from their bodies and laughs 🤔

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Do you know what? Sometimes I forget I'm not a people person and that is a fucking mistake 😬

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Just had a minor emotional breakdown at the new @McCainFoodsGB advert ❤😭
I am admittedly emotionally unstable but it is beautiful
#McCain

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That spoon in the golden syrup does not sit well with me.. Who is that careless?

Absolute animals!

#GBBO #GBBO2017

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You think you know someone.. And then they try and sell you something to lose 60lb in a month
#AintNobodyGotTimeFoDat
#ByeFelicia
#BoyBye

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Spent a very productive morning watching Bruce's Price is Right! N'awww Brucey 😢

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Lilah spotting easter eggs in Tarzan before even I did
"Mummy.. is that Mrs Pots?"
#WellPlayed #Disney

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Reposting @trestique:
Too true. 🙌🏼😌

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Reposting @madhatteradv:
Stabbing people is wrong 😂😂

#IAmAMagnificentPotato
#Monday #fierce #slay #quote #quotes #blogger #awesome #funny

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Always have me a little cry at the end of Mulan

#LadyHormones

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@mozillatewildly and his new friend 😂
@colonexplorer @YoloBirder

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Exactly right 😂😂😂
Reposting @spice_0life:
Piiiizzzzaaaa

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Advice to Writers Who Feel Like a Fraud (from a Writer Who Feels Like a Fraud)

https://t.co/J4KuD797Xl

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Just checked my #TimeHop for the 200th day in a row.. This is my longest commitment since becoming someone's parent!

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#wordstoliveby
#itsnicetobenice
#wednesdaywisdom