Dirty Slut

Somebody write this for me.

[13enjamin Jones @13enjaminJones]

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@JonasBrothers You guys should break up. Not the band, just your family.

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@LilTunechi Easy on the tattoos. You look like a Gucci bag.

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Shout out to this dude @ihateKatStacks

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@chrisbrown I love you !!!! Please don't hit me.

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@Alyssa_Milano For just $1 a day, you too can tip a stripper.

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@NICKIMINAJ Your icon is giving my children nightmares.

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retweet if @rihanna makes your penis dance around in your pants.

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@UncleRUSH Yo, can you put some money on my RUSH card? Shit came empty.

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@rickyrozay Just got a bootleg of your new album. It's the shit. Almost worth paying for.

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@beyonce Train your baby to tweet.

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@BarackObama We need you to win in 2016.

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@ddlovato You looked juicy on the VMAs.

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@ParisHilton Serious Question: How many nights a week do you party on average? Myself, I go out once a year to do my taxes.

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@TheEllenShow You're a great dancer. Would you consider stripping if your show gets cancelled?

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@jtimberlake Serious question. You have such great style, do you groom your pubes?

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Can't believe this Twitter name was available.