George

Sorcerer of Hilton magic | Lean 6 sigma black belt | PHD gender studies | #meat enthusiast | Senior Engineer - Titan Submersible

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@ApollosMission Black ops 3 zombies

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@DeputyFife69 Noted 👍 average engineering experience

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@brick_chaford You’re a fat fuck who has never worked out hard enough once to understand the sweet relief of removing your tarp during peak physical activity

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Realizing that you can say literally anything you want anyone in public is extremely freeing

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Exam tomorrow… my professor is actually a huge cunt. I’m drinking in spite of his dumbass because I’m still securing a 90 fuck that guy #shrink

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Going to Trader Joe’s and asking all the workers where the keystone at

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Lowkey having thoughts about stuff right now…

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Whoever that stupid daddy’s money ass bitch who smacked my phone out of my hand at the gorgon city concert in Minneapolis was, you cracked my shit and you’re gonna die a mooch.
Enjoy your life though I only want the best for gods creation. #greatconcert

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Fuck yeah exam 6:45-8:15 today. Cant wait to watch the highlights from Iowa v Nebraska. THIS SOME BULLSHIT

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Walking into class to flirt with the TA and fail my quiz

https://t.co/TwCl7xy1u9

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@karenmotherof2 End of a beautiful era. Cant wait to talk to a random person in a bar about coach mac for 3 hours in 20 years. Im blessed to see his influence at Iowa state and was blessed to grow up watching him coach. LEGEND

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

You made this place better.

Thank you, Coach.

#GoJays

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

16 Legendary Years.

Thank you for everything, Coach.

📰 https://t.co/fOxtJ41DsA

#GoJays x @cucoachmac

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Yeah wtf am I doing. (Velos for reference)

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@karenmotherof2 I blacked out at that bar around the corner one time

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@hunnargenderson I wear my creighton crewneck PROUDLY

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@bushinb69 much obliged partner. 🍻 cheers from afar brother

[George @DirtySprite_4]

Muck city bitch muck muck city bitch

[George @DirtySprite_4]

@WeatherNation Ridiculous this has gotten ZERO public news attention. Over 600,000 acres burned, houses evacuated, lots of old folks in the area. ZERO news coverage.