Smashley

Anxiety is my middle name.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

the Lip injections, fake lashes, and buccal fat removal trends have me scared of people’s faces. Y’all looked perfectly fine before. The diet/beauty industry has such a grip on people. Feeding off insecurities and making big money off of it. Just to fuck up your face 🙃

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I just want time to relax and worry about nothing. Just sit and chill. No cooking and cleaning and toddler meltdowns or holiday stress or house stress or car stress or stress stress.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I let myself live in a state of disappointment most of the time. I gotta stop letting the fact that ppl consistently let me down bother me so much. Need to treat myself better.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Being a parent is so hard. Like, how badly am I fucking up my child with all my craziness

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Why is everything trash

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I need to know why people love Morgan wallen bc I just ain’t gettin it

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Some people don’t know the difference between a noun and pronoun and that worries me…

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

“Oh no, I can’t expose my children to the gays!” But you’re just fine with introducing them to unhealthy and inappropriate hetro relationships, bullying, and violence??

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Love how ppl are so upset over the new @TTChilders video bc it features a gay love story but no one is upset over the fact that the government has been exploiting miners for centuries and has ppl brainwashed to believe it’s the only good source of power #tylerchilders

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Grief is fucking wild.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Why is @TheGreatHulu not talked about more?? Elle Fanning and Nicholas Hoult are incredible in it!

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I’m convinced @POTUS is actually a right winger the way he’s been screwing over the people and the environment.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

@HalleBailey as Ariel is just
#TheLittleMermaid

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

Yeah I could stop eating carbs and sugar to lose weight but I would also lose the will to live…

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

You think Suzanne Collins didn’t draw inspiration from Hollywood for the hunger games? Just look at celebrities at the met gala and tell me they’re not the rich people from the capitol.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

As much as I would like my child to be more like Bingo, I have come to the conclusion that she is in fact a Muffin… #Bluey

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I wish I wasn’t the type of person that was so easily hurt. Caring about other people’s feelings more than my own is so exhausting.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I think I just stay permanently frustrated anymore.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

I love hearing people say “nObOdY WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe”. You’re right, I don’t.

[Smashley @DirtyZookle]

When you have a toddler it’s like choosing to live with your own personal bully.