Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

I beat women.................to the door, so I can hold it open for them

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

I may or may not be the senate

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[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

If the Sunday footy show panel were breakfast spreads: @SunFootyShow

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

If you‘re coughing then you’re heading for a coffin ⚰️

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

Why brush your teeth when you can eat a mint slice?

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Fact: Aboriginal kids TV is better viewing than regular kids TV

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

Shave your head

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

what ever happened to Doug Williams? @DougWil57685336

[Kai Owens @kai_owens4]

Some late AFL trade news on your Tuesday Night. Old Mentonians young gun, Jack Milligan looks to seek a trade back home to the Beaumaris Sharks. It is believed that he is unhappy with the lack of opportunity at the Old Mentonians. #AFLTrade #OM #Beaumaris

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

As Paul Kelly says in his song ‘Bradman’ based on the cricket legend, “They say the darkest hour is right before the dawn. And in the hour of greatest slaughter, the great avenger is being born.” Aus cricket might be in shambles at the moment but Straya will be back #paulkelly

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

Sure whales (like horses) are beautiful creatures compared to sheep and cows, but why should we prioritise their lives over others?

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

It baffles me how people focus on a single horse race, saying its cruel. Sure it’s cruel, but only 1 horse was killed. If you take a look at the sheep industry in Aus, where over 30 million animals are slaughtered each year then surely you can see the bigger problem #shiftfocus

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

It reminds me of people who eat their eye fillet steaks (supporting the murder of cows) but then have a go at the Japanese for whaling. I mean, if the whales don’t become extinct then how is killing a few whales worse than killing a few million cows?

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

@JamoMck3 ZING

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

Halloween is the weird creepy uncle to Christmas’ fun dad and Easter’s loving mum. Christmas and Easter originate from religion and having some sort of meaning but Halloween seems to be an excuse for kids to act like hooligans and annoy the old folk #wherediditcomefrom

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

@JamoMck3 True. I did participate once with yourself. But I’ve come to my senses

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

1950-1990 Germany (during Stasi time) would have been like one big game of mafia #whoisaninformer

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If private school girls go to their last day of school in pigtails to mirror their first day, shouldn’t private school boys bring back the Bieber fringe for their last day? #bringitback #equality

[Michael ‘The Senate’ Todd @Dirty_Mike19]

It’ll be funny when our kids go on our Instagrams and find photos and ask “who is that that you’re having a beer with there?” And I’ll have to respond with “that’s Uncle Bulldog” or “that’s my old friend Shannon who was tragically killed in the great Beaumaris fire of 2019”