Dirty Rabbit

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@HustleBitch_ I was suspicious of this. My wife's new modern vehicle always has the correct time. My old Jeep and my wrist watch are always getting behind.

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Forgot how good this album is. #Godsmack

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@BGatesIsaPyscho "You made a fake tinder account? What is wrong with you?" -every woman ever.

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@DefiantLs Hunter is probably the only non gay man in DC. We've all seen his laptop.

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@kirawontmiss They don't want food. Only crack rocks.

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@Chicago_Goofies Why are none of the women wearing bras? (The "men" should probably be wearing them too.)

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@MyLordBebo Canadians are afraid of everything

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Money ain't gonna matter after tomorrow anyways.

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@SHEEPSLIVE 🤣🤣

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Nobody cares about soccer.

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@Chicago_Goofies Those are kinda rad actually

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Stop scrolling and admire my creeping rosemary plant. I ain't never seen nothing like it.

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@ModernNotoriety Looks like garbage

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Like wow, you work hard and wear Oakley sunglasses and smoke copious amounts of meth? That's cool. I work just as hard as you and I don't wear Oakleys or smoke meth.

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I probably won't get one interaction for this post, but my wife had a miscarriage in the toilet 5 years ago and nobody would deal with cremation so I cremated it myself on the weber grill. We named (him) River.https://t.co/6YUSUmD5Eq

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@uncledoomer It has wormwood in it...

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@natism Whoever is watching me needs therapy now.

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I don't care about the wall of tornadoes for Illinois tomorrow. Tornadoes are stupid and dumb. So boring.

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@ryanhallyall I think if the sirens go off we're just getting in our car and leaving. Goodbye Tornado. Have fun.

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I live in a manufactured home but it's on cinder blocks. All my rooms have an exterior wall. Walkin closet has 3 interior walls. Would that be safest, or Bathtub, or crawlspace? I have nowhere else to go. @ryanhallyall