Disability Bitch

I eat disabled people for breakfast. Then spit them out again.

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

A story worth coming out of retirement for. I hate the Paralympics but I like short shorts (and freedom of choice)

https://t.co/XyQx1j9KB9

#Paralympics #shortshorts #everydaysexism @BreenOlivia

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

I am bored of being disabled, how do I apply to be able-bodied?

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Yesterday I fell over and cut my hand and it was bleeding and I wrapped my hand in my cloth facemask to stem the flow, and this never happens to the Ableds... #2020 #lockdownlife #disability #crippleproblems

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

This weather is basically a hate crime now.

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Still think Disableds should get prizes for surviving 100 days in lockdown... #coronavirusuk #disability

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Totally over the global pandemic thing now

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

I just cooked pasta and pesto and I am not dead, this is the greatest achievement of the COVID era. #covidcrisisuk #crippleproblems #Disability

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

I'm not saying this is easy for anyone, but global pandemic turns out to be quite hardcore for the cripples.

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

If I become seriously ill during this pandemic, it won’t be because I contract COVID, it will be because I am crushed under my own detritus while trying to empty my rubbish bins because my cleaners stopped coming. #disability #coronacrisisUK

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

I really don’t think I’ve had enough credit for surviving the global pandemic so far. #disability #CoronaCrisisuk

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

@Tanni_GT Has it come to this?

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

I knew I was special, but my podiatry appointment has been deemed essential even in a time of global pandemic, do I win a prize? #CoronaCrisisuk #disability #crippleproblems

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Is permitted exercise compulsory?!

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Week 3, Day 1. Current mood: wishing I had a robot vacuum cleaner... #Disability #CoronaCrisisuk

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Apparently the Ableds are finding it difficult to be isolated! Who knew it was so hard! #disability #CoronaCrisisUK

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Current mood: trying to persuade my supermarket of choice I will die of scurvy if they don’t prioritise me for deliveries.

[sophie morgan @sophmorgTV]

Anyone else getting bored of being told how to be motivated and productive by able bodied people who have experienced isolation for a few days?

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

@freakshowDoc I think I’m 5.5

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

Trying to work out if I am extremely vulnerable, or just bog standard vulnerable... #CoronaCrisisuk #disability #crippleproblems

[Disability Bitch @DisabilityBitch]

I am going for early morning walks and hoping I don’t see anyone. It’s the ‘early morning walks’ bit of this that is new.

Also, I am rubbish at walking.

#CoronaCrisisuk #Disability #crippleproblems