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"There is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift"
Now and forever my favorite quote of all time

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@TRAPTOFFICIAL is only relevant rn because everyone is talking about how much they hate them and I think that is beautiful

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@BrynCusumano 😮

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My wife cried for 3 minutes because I “kissed her like a fish”

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@BrynCusumano Already filed

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WV in 16 day’s 😮

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@BrynCusumano G a y y y

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@BrynCusumano @russdiemon Cause ur weird

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Did a sit-up today so don’t be shocked when I start posting my nudes after these abs roll in

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@BitLifeApp

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I saw a post on Facebook and said to my self “wow that’s so fucking dumb”

Then I saw I shared it 45 minutes ago

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@UnderArmour interesting

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@BrynCusumano Ha. Proved you wrong. Sucker.

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Bryn trying to
Explain why her jokes
Are funny:
Me:

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I can’t believe Disney didn’t call it “2 Frozen 2 Flurrious.”

[frisky horse @bloodhoundheart]

i can not express to you how often i think about this craigslist ad

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@DisasterP1ece Die

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@BrynJordann Gay

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This motherfucker had me put creamer in before the coffee so I didn’t have to stir it and it changed my life. I hate her.

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I love when I think I have my shit together and a girl shows up in my life and proves me wrong. Every-time.