moved @devilmaybi

took some grease off my pizza today with a napkin so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow don’t be alarmed

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

because i need a new pinned:
- my name's bird!
- they/them
- eighteen
- nothing in particular but dod3, fgo, and tg are likely to pop up most; i'm your local cent and seidou enthusiast

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

reminder that i've moved to --> @kazuoyashiki !

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

@ungeheuerprinz AHH CONGRATS!!

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

bump 🎉

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

i ended up remaking! if anyone wants me to come run at them then give this a like and i'll come follow you on my new account 🐦

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

@LUCKMACHlNE WEIRD ??? DON'T WORRY.. I GOT YOU

[night (robbie konijn) @nachtkern_]

"robbie, its almost like you only post your art at fuck o clock when theres no one online to actually see it" maybe so but have you considered: aurametis

[semi-metal alchemist @plantbboi]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[moved @devilmaybi @disciplecent]

me and kris were talking about the pic of young chuuya wearing the hoodie+his hat and it kind of went downhill from 'if he put the hoodie up would it look like this or like this'

[the boruto defender has logged on @ActeusDeer]

in the middle ages kings would have cloaks of "salamander fur" that were bright white and fireproof, but they were actually made of asbestos. inuyasha says his fireproof gi is made from the fur of a Fire Rat but i'm voting it's actually asbestos and inuyasha has mesothelioma

[🍨 @BOXERHOLE]

Great weapontry aesthetics for ur ocs
• gun in one hand sword in the other
•razor wire
• swords/daggers/guns that arre specifically stated to be twins
•ring blade
•spear but sexy
•sniper rifle twice as big as the characters body

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol

“Hey! Thats a really nice dress!”

Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃

And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol

[Kyledren @Kyledren_]

Gordon Ramsay: IS THIS ICE FRESH OR FROZEN?
Chef: It's frozen chef
Gordon Ramsay: OH FUCK ME

[Rat Movie @theratmovie]

rats

we're rats

we're the rats https://t.co/5th59UThNS

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

lady gaga: jesus is my virtue... and judas is the demon i cling to...

11 year old me: ...I CLING TOO