Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡

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[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Yall are way too comfortable using Erectile Dysfunction as a punchline. Yall do not show the same level of care you want others to show you when you find your body needs help to perform certain functions or when its compensating for an illness or lose an ability altogether.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

This

[Shaunnie, Big Data Mommy 🌻 @clitsanddoobies]

I don’t care how much a game cost or the length. If i want to play it, ima buy it.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Agreed

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Another person.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SINGLE PEOPLE….. what’s on the other half of your bed ??🤔

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

😂😂😂

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Uncharted?

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Randy Orton

[Ridwan @Eromina_Mutairu]

Who deserves the crown as John Cena's ultimate opponent?

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

She whooped his ass and then whooped his souls ass. Legendary.

[Tea 🪷 @SweetTea162]

Dawg…im still thinking about the gameplay snippet from God of War Laufey…SHE EXTRACTED SOMEONE’S SOUL FROM THEIR BODY AND DESTROYED IT 😭 like how do you watch that and not think it’s cool???

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

As the story goes, she whooped Kratos’ ass when they met. I’m certain if he thought anything was ordinary about her, it didnt last long.

[TK-5⁵ @_TK_555555]

It's kinda funny Kratos thought she was just a regular mortal

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Whoever still can.

[Vïvïĕ♡ @_MissVivie]

After sex, who's supposed to get the cum rag/towel?

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

So we agree, there is a chance the Tesla battery will burn

[JC Christopher @JCChristopher]

@SMB_path Bro come on! This is ridiculous. You have a much better chance of an electrical fire inside your house than you do with your Tesla.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

@ekcxlysp @PJones0316 @BeukieGaming Which, need I remind them, prompted him to end not only the gods of Olympus, but the titans also.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

You never gonna get me to say anything bad about my ex. So its best to not even bring her up if thats what you need to get your rocks off.

[moonchild💫 @moonchild23580]

Describe your Ex in one word?

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

They got something else going on down there.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

They’d say it should say “Odin”

[GameAssado @GameAssado]

Se fosse esse o novo jogo da franquia de God of War, será que alguém iria reclamar do título do jogo ? Kkkk

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

I reverse park to leave easier.

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

I get what you are saying. The best standalone wolverine game I played was one based on the movie years ago on the PS2. The stealth and hunting elements added to it because similar to AC’s eagle vision, you had his sense of smell. If this like that, its gonna be ok.

[ll cruel j @jard_sard]

wolverine is an odd choice for a video game bc he's not a very versatile or interesting standalone character. Like Batman and Spiderman both have very versatile skillsets AND tons of gadgets.. wolverine has claws and healing. And he's grumpy.

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Hell yeah!

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

So many memories from Grove Street

[定 @de3dsoul]

I GREW UP ON THESE STREETS

[TP @OGxTP]

Quite literally a Genocidal warmonger

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

I be like thats my FBI agent lol

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

@OGxTP @UniversallyCAPE Especially considering in the actual lore, Thor likely wasnt worthy of shit. Thats how terrible a person he’s described in some instances.