Disciple Hal

I’m just a Hotshot Pilot (#Humblebrag #TrueStoryBro) who is sharing the #Light of the World with the universe. I get my strength by abiding in His perfect Will.

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Please, please, please pray for Tyler!!!
I met him at a bar of all places, and whether he knows it or not he is seeking a relationship with God. I had a long conversation with him and God is undoubtedly working on his heart. Please pray that God will bring him into our family!!!

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@SolaSurfer @WalkingTheText And if your looking for something light and on the shallow side of the pool, the aftercast episodes from @wallyshow are fun
-my favorite is still when Betty Rock talked about trying to taxidermy a squirrel 🤣🤣

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@SolaSurfer I’d recommend Brad Gray’s “The Teaching Series” from @WalkingTheText
& They also make great content material for small groups.
But note, they’re just audio streams of the YouTube videos and occasionally you’ll want some of the graphical information onscreen.

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@presbybatman It was a fun, but we’ve all seen better.
Also, one of the Worst parts, was the poor (and boring) implementation of her aviation and fighter pilot background. 🤦‍♂️
Marvel really neglected basic research with a few scenes

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Thanks to some time out hitchhiking across the galaxy, I’ve found the answer to one of life’s greatest questions!

If you’re ever unsure of how long to microwave yesterday’s leftovers, the answer is Always: #42 seconds

#YoureWelcome

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@sooperay Should of know this was one of his pranks. Good thing I’m here to help you out of sticky situations like this!

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Helloooo Twitter verse!

Guess who’s baaack —
This Guy

#CantHideThisLittleLightUnderABushel

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@sooperay Good to be back, Supes!

Though as a reporter, you may want to double-check your sources😉... That particular oath belongs to the other guys

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@RestorationHULK No worries there, my big green hearted friend. Occasionally I get pulled away from patrolling the Twitter Sector, but Even then, I’m going to keep burning His light in the darkness!

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

In honor of #StPatrickDay I’ve made all church coffee Irish ☕️ ☘️ . -you’re welcome.

In other, completely unrelated news, today’s worship made us look almost pentecostal

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@jcat_redneck The Lord works in mysterious ways 😉

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Best part about being sick:
It’s perfectly acceptable to sleep 14 hours straight
! In fact it’s even encouraged!

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@BuckyReformed @Ligonier Thanks! I’ll definitely be looking through Ligonier for future studies.
At the moment though, I’m excited to be taking the guys through Brad Gray’s Make Your Mark: Getting right what Samson got wrong. If you’ve not heard Brad Gray his podcast or messages are worth a listen!

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Hey, #AnonsAssemble
Have any good men’s Small Group studies/books/videos/curriculums etc. you’d recommend for my Lantern recruits?

Have about just under 2 weeks to decide.
(We just finished going through 1&2 Timothy)

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@RestorationHULK Sssshhhhhh

I’ve heard from Barry that they fetch a decent $$$ on eBay.

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Upset with #Nike over the #Kaepernick spokesman controversy?
Got size 10 Vaporfly 4% you can no longer wear in public?
Send em here!
I’ll put them through hours of Abuse!instead of a quick burning, I’ll gradually tear apart its soul on rough asphalt across multiple marathons

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Who’s in your lineup? #JohnChrist
https://t.co/8e2dV4F3Gs

Personally I think I would make it farther in a Fantasy Celebrity Church League then I will my #FantasyFootball Leagues

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

Why’d I fight getting #Venmo for so long? It makes life so much easier

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@Westmin_Wolvie @RefRobin Tyrese still may, but as John Stewart. There looking at Cruise for Hal.
Sounds like movie would be a team up of earths 2 best GL

[Disciple Hal @DiscipleLantern]

@RefRobin 🤞
Can’t really get worse then the last attempt 😳