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@NickRTFM 2-1 England 2-1 Argentina

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@DannyAarons 2-1 england 2-1 argentina

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@jaystoker @Jibrilinho @TouchlineX @Arsenal luckily at least US fans have eyes and a functioning brain 🤷‍♂️

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@Jibrilinho @TouchlineX @Arsenal arsenal fan talking about ref bias 😂

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@Billie_T @St_Loony not sure if kylian would wanna sit on the bench all the time

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@roethfc used the crying emoji in your past 5 tweets need a tissue bro?

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@zo_demalia reckon itll be a france vs argentina rematch

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@Chase6D nah bro this aint it. not his fault.

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@zo_demalia spurs bc we all masochists here

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@GawrGuraIsHot @speedsilverr @LandonSteph2022 bros job is to make content while you are @GawrGuraIsHot on https://t.co/oigNP8A6jr for free you corny ass mf 💀

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@_Satyr_13 im confused wdym?

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Who cares about that, do you not see Zohran wearing insignia of a genocidal terrorist organization

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@smokesthegiant yall rly taking this seriously and #1 on the list is "she touched his scar" 😭😭😭

[burnoutinha spurs @burnoutinhspurs]

A verdade é que, hoje, Harry Kane é o que temos de mais próximo de Jesus Cristo.

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@SB_737 isnt elytra combat against the rules 😭

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@mrbradleyg1t @THFC_Lew @SpursArmyTweets same amount of goals in the prem as RKM odobert and kudus combined bro

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

The commentators saying that the “Spurs players need the fans right now” is such an insult

To be fair to Spurs fans, they turn up every single week and have to endure that complete and utter wank football

On a football level, I don’t care for Spurs but I know exactly how their fans feel - like so many other fans, they’ve been let down.

[C. @CoysConf]

Since Twitter is a safe space for me, I would like to vent.

Today, I was in the gym, I was hitting Push.

There was this beautiful girl hitting legs next to me, she was about 6’2, blue eyes, and the most luscious blonde hair I had ever seen.

While I’m working out, I generally try to listen to things that inspire and motivate me. And that is generally edits of Ange Postecoglou.

Anyway, I couldn’t take my eyes off her. She was on back extensions, and I could tell it was likely to be her last exercise, so I positioned myself at a machine where she would walk past me on her exit.

My plan was executed flawlessly, she walked right past me, and I took out my AirPod, right as she walked past, we made eye contact and I said hi.

She said hi back, and I admitted to her, I thought she was absolutely beautiful, she appreciated the compliment, and asked me for my name, I froze, my eyes were locked onto her beautiful body.

I couldn’t move, or speak, and I started fiddling with my AirPod in my hand, and that triggered the sound to continue. The only thing I remember hearing was “I don’t usually win things, I always win things in my second year.”

It ignited a fire in me, it boosted my confidence back up, and I jumped up, off my machine, looked over her, and started telling her about how Ange should have never been sacked as Tottenham manager.

She agreed with everything I said, and genuinely understood, something I have never seen with the many females I have been out with.

We exchanged details, and I think I have met the perfect girl for me.

Any advice is appreciated. I can’t lose this one.

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@kharlww for the record im younger than you, have a job, have had 3 other jobs in the past, and you have 30k more tweets than me 😘

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@tropicaltweets @MrBeast @chibbqk1ng yo at least choose a good pizza place not the one known for being consistently mid