Disco's Handjobs

I'm a master handjob giver. Listen to Keeping It 100 every week for the handjob of the week. And if you have back problems, for a nominal fee, I will plank you!

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@therealbenz24k I tweeted it out right before going on a ride on a 2 man bike with @AustinAries

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In commemoration of the mini series about my life and lifestyle queen of the south, the handjob of the week is the kite hill yogurt with paleo granola and blueberries parfait! This will be given topless.

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Attention gentlemen callers! For those of you who live a healthy lifestyle, the handjob of the week is a jalapeno guacamole handjob! This is a great way to unwind after going for a ride on a two man bike. @jffeeney3rd @Konnan5150

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@therealbenz24k @tasty Potential handjob of the week!

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@KevinGhoul8 You'll really have to put me over to get one of those

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ATTENTION GENTLEMEN CALLERS AND SEAFOOD LOVERS! The handjob of the week is seafood gumbo! And remember, don't be annoying and always put me over.

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@TheGreatHB @DuxMyMan @Polly___Esther No, they dont. And my time is valuable. You'll have to PayPal me to be on your jabroni podcast.

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@DuxMyMan You'll have to ask your mom. I fell behind last week. Back at it this week!!

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Come on in to @SapphireLV702 this weekend, tell me "you've got it like that" and you'll get the handjob of the week, which is a dairy queen lemon lime slush and applesauce. It's very refreshing!

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Who has a sweet tooth? The handjob of the week is a McFlurry oreo cookie shake handjob! Remember, a $20 handshake gets you an autographed picture or another round. BOOM!

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@LatinWorldOrder Of course! There will also be an additional price increase if you don't tell me "you got it like that!" And remember, at no point will there be any direct eye contact

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As always, the handjob of the week doesn't disappoint! Be sure to stop by for your strawberry kiwi slurpee handjob! Available from 3-5 am in 3D and virtual reality. Unfortunately, 3D glasses and VR goggles not included. BOOM!

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@DuxMyMan I find you to be a wimp and a punk.

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I apologize for taking a week off, but I'm back with a TREMENDOUS handjob of the week. For all you health enthusiasts, the HJ of the week is split pea soup! There will be plenty of napkins available, as this one may get messy!

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@DuxMyMan I just did announce it!

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@DiscosPyle The handjobs will always continue!! Carpletunnel and all!

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@TheGreatHB @DuxMyMan How dare you. I'm the REAL handjob giver!!

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ATTENTION GENTLEMEN CALLERS! For those of you with a sweet tooth, the handjob of the week is cinnamon icecream. Remember, if you don't put me over you will get kicked out or 86'd, or in rare cases they'll just beat your ass, which @Konnan5150 is a big fan of

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@DuxMyMan Definitely VR

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I would've rather been on the receiving end of a 7 hour sandpaper HJ from @jffeeney3rd than watched the #RoyalRumble