DiscoRooster

Casual smartazz

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Having issues with the Millennials at work? Hire a German HR manager. #TuesdayMotivaton #work #worktips #Millennials #WorkLifeBalance #boss #bosslady

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Hit me with your rhythm stick. #Friday #FridayFeeling #fridaynightfunkin #mood #moods

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Santeria playing on the radio.
Me: Who sings this?
Hubs: Starts with S, ends in ‘lime.
Me: (thinking hard) … Slime? #90skids #90sForever #sublime #MondayMorning #Carpool #MondayThoughts

[Jim McDonnell Lake Swims @JMLakeSwims]

2 months and 17 days to go until #JMLS2023 https://t.co/fRMvnEuiWf

[Jim McDonnell Lake Swims @JMLakeSwims]

Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀🌈 Celebrate the luck of the Irish and sign up to take the plunge with the Jim McDonnell Lake Swims hosted by Reston Masters @swimreston 🌊🏊‍♂️ Join us on May 28th for an unforgettable open-water swimming experience🌳🌺
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[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Text to my tweens: #parenting #patentingtweens #eastervibes #easterbunny #sexed #condom ⁦@Durex_USA⁩

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

We play company at our house. I’m the CEO, hubby is HR, dghtr is the spvsr, and my son is the employee. I conduct performance reviews that +/- the allowance. 5 min in, I fired my spvsr and my son’s on a PIP. They hate this game. #LifeHack #parenting #parentingteens #LifeLessons

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

I want @KevinHart4real and @SnoopDogg to recap my life. #comedy #ThankYou #laughs #lastwill #still2021 #collab #PeacockTV #lifegoals #wish

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

@BunAndLeggings Nice!

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

@MumOfTw0 It’s Ma, Mama, Mom, Bruh

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

https://t.co/rQno522Ons Tacos cause anxiety. It’s 💯 true. When I can’t get Taco Bell at midnight, I break down. #thursdaymorning #tacos #midnight #munchies #drunk #drivethru #tacobell @tacobell

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

One day left to start and finish all your 2022 resolutions. #NewYear #NewYearResolution #2023NewYear #procrastination #HappyNewYear

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

@ConanOBrien Britain might take US back…

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

My new name for SCOTUS is SRCOTUM… Supreme Republican Court Of The United Men. #RoeVWade #RoeOverturned #roe #scotus #srcotum #EnoughIsEnough #Enough #ThisIsAmerica #takeUSback #scrotum

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Late night text to the ex-boyfriend: Hey Britain, you up? I think I fucked it up. Take me back…. #EnoughIsEnough #FourthofJuly #FourthofJuly2022 #MAGAMonth #BanAssaultWeapons

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

How does a person live with being a ‘result’ of an incest or rape? LifeSentenced By SCOTUS. Literally.#LifeSentenced #RoeVsWade #RoeVWade #RoeOverturned #incest #rape #shes10 #crime #therapyforlife #SCOTUS #trauma #lifesentence #noparole

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

The butter pissed me off. How’s your mood today? #pms #Menopause #angermanagement #dealingwithmoodswings #moody #hormones #temper #marriage #MarriedLife #mood #moodswing

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Loan approved. I’m excited to close this weekend on this tank of gas. - the funniest line I read all week! #gas #gasprices #pump #funniesttweets #oil #PetrolDieselPrice #SaturdayMorning #loan

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

Wait. Elon Musk and Grimes had a 2nd baby in 2021? What year is this? #ElonMusk #Grimes #funniesttweets #Parents #Babygirls #ExaDarkSiderael

[DiscoRooster @DiscoRooster]

If the USA’s oil reserves last ~5 years without imports, and we only import ~3% of Russian oil, why do gas prices rise again? I missed that… waiting #AmericanOil #economy #Commodities #CrudeOil #gasprices #oilprice #waiting #dumb