DiscoWorm

save the turtles, the streets wouldn't be safe without them 🐢

[DiscoWorm @DiscoWorm_]

What if instead of “I’m Not in Love” by 10cc they made “I Am in Love” and the song was in a major key and my wife came back 😁🤩

[Clarry Ellis 🌻🦪🏴‍☠️ @clarryellis]

@Wonton_Goodsoup 111 years later and RMS Titanic is still undefeated vs the idle rich.

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@vanillaopinions It's so bad I can't tell whether it's a parody account or not :/

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

*explaining chicago style pizza to someone* imagine an above-ground pool

[DiscoWorm @DiscoWorm_]

Life is like a box of grapefruits, what are you supposed to do with a box of grapefruits

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If both football teams just worked together they could score so many more points

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I haven't pressed a that was easy button in a while and it shows

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Everybody say hello to Cläus. He's joining the army to pay off his student loans. Good luck Cläus.

[DiscoWorm @DiscoWorm_]

@wilw Fuc u

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@NOWThatsMusic Nice

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@TiredEthel_ @DinosaurEarth @pewdiepie Idiot that's Gloria Borger

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@ForAmerica @nbc @Macys That's an amazing photo.