we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896
americans are trained to believe european infrastructure is expensive and then paris builds automated metro for a quarter of our per-mile cost and we go "must be nice to have all that government money." brother they spent LESS than us
The Trump administration sends a great message of strength to the world: if you negotiate with us for 40 years we’ll just bomb you anyways, but if you fight back for a month we’ll give you everything you want
My favorite tacos ever was from a taco truck at a car wash lol
I got tacos for lunch there literally every day
When the guy told me he had to close up shop, I asked how he made the green sauce
He said “I’m not giving you my recipe are you fucking crazy”