WUMPUS | ??? ARC

"Here's Wumpus for now." || NOT AFFILIATED WITH DISCORD TEAM || \\ = OOC

MUN IS A MINOR!

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

[ TEMPORARY PINNED ]
“ Wumpus has no friends. You could though! ”

‘ THE MOST HATED MASCOT ’ HAS JOINED THE PARODYTWT!
[ #parodytwt #mvrp #rptwt ]

[BOTLEAF YURI @transfemmax]

Same fucking person btw

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

\\ background go wild yay

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

[ INTERACTION OPEN FOR EVERYONE, AGAIN. ]

“ WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS EVERYONE!! I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN TO MAKE EVERYONE MAD OR ANGRY OVER THIS UPDATE!! JUST PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE— ”

[ #parodytwt #mvrp #rptwt ]

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

“ You made that didn't you. ”

[𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚊 // 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝙰𝚁𝙲 @_P4R0DYSK1TSUN4]

"𝚘𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚜 𝚞𝚑𝚑𝚑 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚑𝚑 𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑"

*skittle is nervous*

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` L00k at y0u trying t0 swing at my hand! H0w stupid! ``

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

!!!

[ baseball instincts kicking in . swinging at the crystal . ]

uurgghh- ccmoncmoncmon- swing harder swing harder swing harder-

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` N0 m0re waiting! ``

* He started launching his sharp crystal hand to them *

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

um .

waitwaitwaitwaitwaiiiitttt!!!!!

i still have . something !

[ SANGUINE uses MY FIGHT , MY RULES ! ]

[ their ink tank was filled by 50% ! ]

[ their defense harshly fell . . ]

okay . um . wheres my shield shield shield shield shiiieeeeld

[ scrolling on their makerpen . ]

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

“ I feel like everyone is coming after me. ”

#parodytwt #mvrp #rptwt

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

“ . . . ”

* Wumpus reacted ❓ to your message *

[𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚊 // 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝙰𝚁𝙲 @_P4R0DYSK1TSUN4]

"𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝"

*skittle hopes wumpus doesnt know. even though its VERY obvious*

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

* He giggled *

`` 00hhh... Y0u w0n't like this... ``

* He said before preparing to aim at them with his sharp crystal hand he turned it into. *

`` This will hurt a little bit. ``

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

along with it being almost empty . barely enough for a fight . ]

well . i still have myyyyy baseball baaaaaaaaaaat .

[ taking out their baseball bat . it seems to be worn down after strenuous use . ]

erm . . hey . . wummie ! you wouldnt . . you wouldnt mind if i fled right . .

[𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚊 // 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝙰𝚁𝙲 @_P4R0DYSK1TSUN4]

"𝚢𝚎𝚜."

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

“ I hope you can meet my close friend. ”

[𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚊 // 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝙰𝚁𝙲 @_P4R0DYSK1TSUN4]

"𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞."

[VILLAGER NEWS @thavillagernews]

"BREAKING NEWS!"

"Discord's Mascot "Wumpus" has been found dead after Discord's controversial agecheck update made people rip the little guy up form LIMB to LIMB, villager #9 was apart of the hummus beatdown"

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

@FiveLett3rGuess “ Well don't even try to check the quotes. ”

[Discord @discord]

when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` 0h well... What a shame... ``

* He slams his sharp crystal hand onto the floor, breaking it half the floor. *

`` N0b0dy is c0ming huh? ``

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

. . .

. . .

hes not coming .

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` Me and my awes0me friend0! ``

“ ..You scare me. ”

#parodytwt #mvrp #rptwt

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` Hm. ``

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

id like to play my super secret card i stole from when my writer wanted to play first draw and didnt cus hes a lazy bitch .

[ turning around . ]

HEY ! ! WATCHER ! ! CAN YOU COME HERE ! !

. . .

[ turning back to wummie . ]

gimme a second .

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

“ People are trying to torture me over an update. ”

[The Very Wordle You Guess In @FiveLett3rGuess]

𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄! 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙻𝙴!

..𝙹𝙴𝙴𝚉, 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝚄𝙿. 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙻𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃?

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` What's wr0ng?? Cat g0t y0ur t0ngue? ``

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

[ shivering . shiver they timbers . ]

[ slowly backing up . ]

hey . um . Hey . hey .

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

`` Y0u kn0w what? This is getting b0ring! ``

* He then prepares to load his other hand that he turned it into a sharp crystal, Then slices all the cans down, He seems almost powerful. *

[sanguine. (#CHECKSTERFORMAYOR2026) @recroomsfinest]

argh just- UUGHHH!!!!!

[ floating down . throwing more cans at wummie . ]

[WUMPUS | ??? ARC @DiscordMascot]

“ WHO THE FUCJ MADE THIS GIF?! ”