Dylan M.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Andy Reid: “Hey Washington, I have Alex Smith. What you got?"

Redskins: “2 pulled pork sandwic..”

Andy Reid: “Done.”

Redskins: "We’ll throw in a rack of r..”

Andy Reid: “I said Done. Deal.”

Redskins: “You don’t want anything el..”

Andy Reid: “He’s already on the plane.”

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Houston sports fans sacrificed Deshaun Watson's knee for an Astros World Series title.

[MoistMonster_Tanner @MoistestMonster]

*back to class after drug test*Mirror mirror on the wall who has the clearest urine of them all?