Bash🍉

The man, the meth, the lagnd, the meth

[Bash🍉 @DiscountFalafel]

@GlobeEyeNews @ussygussy369 Some fat guy in Wyoming is seething rn

[Bash🍉 @DiscountFalafel]

@_sssas__

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Who up and fat

[katie @katefeetie]

someone who fakes being on the spectrum? you mean a con autist?

[fiogra @cansadisim0]

porque aquí tenemos trabajo

[lobunny @whinybunnny]

ok too many ominous messages im scared

[onyx 🍂 @natsukibashi]

BEANS IS 19 TODAY !!!!!!!

[pratham @prathamarchives]

i knew

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

CEO: did you take those press release pics?

Photog: sure did boss, dead eyes of Baphomet staring through a door in Backrooms and everything

CEO: what

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Girl: He’s drinking. Again

Orchid: ugh. laaameee. One sec babes.

Girl: ?

Orchid: just called in a bomb threat to every gas station and liquor store in a 20 mile radius. Now who’s ready for pesto salmon?

[Pimm @PimmInACup]

@treejordan @LemonLime_AI I hope your startup dies a slow painful death

[Taylor @BackTAYreality]

A lot of you tweet like you were supposed to die at 21

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[cargo short dad @cargoshortdad64]

Bro come on

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

her and her mother for raising her that way

you did nothing wrong bro

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Benny Safdie is currently the highest grossing actor of 2026.