I'm coming for more than your little egos. I'm fucking angry. You watch me very closely yet have no clue who the fuck I am or what powers that be I am aligned with. Stay gone.
Drama, dharmatic goon. You feel my wrath yet? You take your shiny new home and set it aside now and the New York Giants win the super bowl. Thank you for the gifts rife with your stench. See the allegations already, nice try. I'm allegedly awesome now. See your drunk ass too Bill
I love this Twitter, because if you try to use it against me (and you will) you gonna have to explain who the fuck I am talking to and why and when.
Billllly, get a good lawyer. I'm "gunning" for your houses.
Love hurts, my children deserved better, tax evasion specialists.
Freedom of speech over the right to remain silent. Why is one number one and the other is number five? You make me sick, you gun toting, phony ass Republican. I uphold the same constitution as you do, get the fuck off of Twitter. You're too brain damaged to be of any use.
Collect unemployment and child support. Hardee Har Har. I already know this game.
Poor white trash family hates another family member, tries to extort said family member.
Extort my middle finger.
Factually incorrect in every sense of the word "incorrect". I'm better than ever. I have a well paying career, another year of college to get my masters and I'm not even trying. I'm laughing at you fools trying to hide your public records. Debtors will come to collect eventually.
Fuck you, Dad. I ain't that smart. I'm a hired closet philanthropist and I don't need a fucking thing I can't get for myself.
Broke your record of actually finishing a restoration project without breaking a sweat or a law.
Can't believe everything you hear. I'm thirsty.
@pulte I need more puppies and BABY PICTURES SIR. You wanna grow your following? Be more than just a pretty face, betcha can't buy a good soul. Dollars to donuts, I'm getting the best work out myself.
What's up you racist and misogynist trump card?
Let's see how much a phony dx costs you in degrees.
You're forgiven but not forgotten, Christmas Carrole.
And don't worry, this is yet another one of my toys, absentee father of the year. Get digging your own grave you fucking old washed up has-been. Find my real socials. The not public ones, you punk. You think I hide? Guess what? I file my taxes like I am honest or some shit.
See me now, hollow man? Get yer gunnnnn ya fuckin red necks, I'm gonna go old school on your fucktarded grilling. Psychoanayltical ball busting from my greatest assets are gonna get you chewed the fuck out, get your fucking cops now. I'm ouchere telling it like I always have
What's a bum to do when he or she already has everything?
Now that I have your attention: bet on the big rigs going dry. That's how we go hungry, when OPEC becomes irrational. Can't fuel your trucks on the cheap for much longer. Start your seedlings in March.
@pulte cheers to you and your wife. Protect children and families at all costs. Take care of your wife and soon enough your little child.
Thanks for keeping families fed and dreams alive. Enjoy this beautiful time in your lives.
@DonaldJTrumpJr@cementllama Yo, why don't we just require English 101 to everyone instead?
Verifying sources of credible information doesn't take a republican or a Democrat platform. It is neutral, so I suppose that isn't very spicy, is it?
Forgive my fallacy.