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Oh come on now...

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I just remembered an argument Bill Dundee & Sid once had backstage. Dundee looked at Sid, eye to dick like a man, & told him what's what.

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@TheEyeOfGibson @MulletOfMorton @GODBOLDUNREAL Doing ok. Having a Pall Mall with Don Fargo while feeding the ducks.

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Man, it’s great to be back on the Twitter! It’s been a long vacation down in Bogota, searching for Buddy Landell’s “connection”. Where are my homies at? @MulletOfMorton @TheEyeOfGibson @GODBOLDUNREAL

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@605pod when they finally unmask Florida Man, and it turns out to be Chick Donovan...don’t day I didn’t tell you so. #Donovanisloony

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It’s been awhile folks, but let me tell you something. The Raiders’ drama has been the best storyline I’ve watched since Dundee and Valiant fueded over who had the best Brazilian Wax job. ‘Ok Handsome’s undercarriage was damn smooth!

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@Gravydog316 @RhymingJim @605pod Well now, I'm just depressed, disgusted...aaaaaaand disgruntled.

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@Gravydog316 @RhymingJim @605pod Agghhhghhh... now hey, that's no way to talk. I'd tell you in Mexican, but I need more tequila. Waiter! Mucho Cuervo, rapido por favor!

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Did I say cooks? Damn new fangled autocorrect. A pack of Kools! Tell autocorrect in binary to get the hell out of here! https://t.co/KsSkAVNdhg

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@HotstuffINT007 @MulletOfMorton @BTT_Podcast Awwwww, you tell 'em Wayne. Me, I'm enjoying a pack of cooks with Wolfie D outside the studio

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@MulletOfMorton @HotstuffINT007 @BTT_Podcast Awwwwwwghrrrr!

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@HotstuffINT007 @MulletOfMorton @BTT_Podcast Awwwww, you tell 'em Wayne. Me, I'm enjoying a pack of cooks with Wolfie D outside the studio

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@GullensOvercoat I like to tell em in Mexican. But the meme almost works.

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@LubedHerbAbrams @GreatBrianLast Sorry Herb-o, I'm much to shnockered to understand that Hungarian you're speaking.

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@LubedHerbAbrams @GreatBrianLast Tell that to my face...in Mexican! I might have had one too many Bud Light Limes.

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@605pod I'm still winning...and Jarrett's still paying me in Virginia Slims and boxes of Franzia, by golly!

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@LubedHerbAbrams @605pod Burgers is actually code for "super-powered laxative", Herb-o.

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@605pod champion! And full of Crystal Burgers! Yum Yum Yu...uh, where's that copy of Newsweek? See you guys in an hour or so...

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@LubedHerbAbrams calm down Herbie. Get that gerbil out of your behind and we can talk turkey. Yum, turkey!

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@troygrahamghost You're not beating me there. I'm just finding your BO repellent.

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@Mondzy805 @605pod And remember, when you're there and give your order don't forget to tell them in Mexican. A little tip from Uncle Lance.

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@Mondzy805 @605pod Those burgers taste delicious, and keep you regular by golly! #crystaltoilets

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@605pod Universe! It's me against Gullen next week for the title. Now if I win, Jarrett told me he'll take me out to Crystal Burger! Yum!