Bought fresh bread and the store to make delicious French toast and.... day off ruined 😡 and I don’t want to walk to the store because it’s raining like crazy.
Watching a Catfish where a guy was talking to a girl who told him she was a struggling model but when they searched her photos were of a famous porn star. The guy thinks, takes a deep breath and says, "So this whole time...she was a porn star" I will never write anything as funny