Friar Tuck

Often banished from my order for being too disorderly. If I sin in Lincoln green, I simply confess to myself in the robes and all is forgiven. #Parody #RP 21+

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

“In vino veritas— In wine, truth.
In truth, God. It’s as simple as that.”

Friar Tuck:

• Man of the cloth who loves to drink and tends to the flock of outlaws in Sherwood Forest
• Unmatched wit
• Yes, the rumors are true, I once bested Robin Hood. Ask me how!
• #VMadeMe

[Richard. @NoLongerAKing]

This is treason.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@ScarIettBlades @NoLongerAKing “I received letters… Didn’t you receive letters?”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

What can I say? My best jests come when I’m well into my drink.

[Richard. @NoLongerAKing]

Oh. That — That’s hilarious.

That’s a knee slapper.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

“Roll!”

[Richard. @NoLongerAKing]

TUCK!

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

#WhenYoureNotInvitedToTheConversationBecauseYouDontLiveInStorybrooke

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

“…The fuck?”

“The fuck?”

“The fuck is all of this?”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

“...You need to stop doing that to your sister, child, honestly. Poor thing.”

[𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. @FortifiedSister]

If he’s watching, that means God, too, is watching.

And that’s a little too real for her.

“. . .I dropped a piece of cake on the floor and said nothing when my sister, Elizabeth, ate it.”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

“I’m watching you, Florence... Always watching.”

Am I really? No. Do I think you did anything serious? Also, no. But, I can’t resist.

[𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. @FortifiedSister]

She’s a married woman. She’s done nothing wrong.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

Hmm...

[𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. @FortifiedSister]

She’s done nothing wrong. She promises.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

Close, but not quite.

[𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. @FortifiedSister]

. . . Oh, sweet Jesus.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

Sloooooooowly stacks up the loaves of bread and walks away.

[𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. @FortifiedSister]

Sigh.

She doubts this very much, but she’s giving him several loaves of bread nonetheless.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

👀

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@AltruisticThief I’m confident now, I have to be as we near so-called civilization (at least out here- this is no major city) and face the imposing structure that rises out of the earth. I tell myself it’s only stone, built by man, only a place and nothing more, but I wonder if it worries you.

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@AltruisticThief It’s enough to cause me to chuckle. But, the rest of what you say eases my mind for the time being. “Yes, some still do take vows of silence. That should serve you well.”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@TheDoyenThief “Hah. Gwyn? Trouble? Do you /know/ your daughter?”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

Is it proper to tackle a man to the ground because you’re happy to see him? Only one way to find out... @TheDoyenThief “You sly fox!”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@TheDoyenThief “Where HAVE you been?” There’s a lot of power in my hug despite my size, but I get off of you so I don’t smother you /too/ badly. “On some gay adventure or another, I’d bet. If I were a betting man.”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@AltruisticThief as much. You wouldn’t stand for such a thing. “When you get inside, stick to the servants passages and try to look like you belong if you see anyone. Don’t draw any attention to yourself.”

[Friar Tuck @DisorderlyFriar]

@AltruisticThief I gently urge Augustine onward and we head towards the lion’s den. Well, more of a serpent than a lion, really. But, either way, the danger is real... I have faith in my plan, though. And if things /do/ go south, I’m fully prepared to take the blame. Not that I’d ever tell you-