DispatchMess

911 Dispatcher, CIT and Hostage Negotiator. Yes my boss knows about my Twitter. No they don't care. 🚨🚁🚓🚑🚒🚨

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On behalf of all dispatchers everywhere:

CALLING 911 BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE HOW YOUR TRAFFIC STOP IS GOING WILL NOT GO THE WAY YOU THINK IT WILL.

I promise.

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Been a weird weekend around here.

I’m ready for a day off.

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Oh hey quick update 🥰

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Guys.

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How it feels putting an officer on the phone to explain for the fifth time that this is, in fact, a civil issue.

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Yeah so I totally did NOT remember this was a 13 hour shift 😭

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One of the rookies called me mom last night and now I’m having an existential crisis.

How old is old? 😭

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Okay I’m back I guess. I kinda missed this place.

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This is insane and devastating.

Praying for Omaha right now and the rest of us still in the path of the storm.

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What a fucking way to start the year

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@SENEScanner Very typical assisted living call 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Merry Drunk and Disorderlymas

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Breaking news.

Someone ringing your doorbell is not a crime.

That is all.

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Friendly reminder that your local 911 operator does NOT have a magic button to transfer you anywhere in the country.

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👮🏻‍♀️: “Just FYI he said he lived in the area so he may be a local resident. Or a liar.”

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I love my job
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I love my job
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I love my job
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I love my job

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For the love of everything please stop answering “911 what is the address of your emergency?” with “My house.”

I DONT KNOW YOU
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS

I WILL ACTUALLY GO INSANE IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS THANK YOU

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Animal call bingo tonight:
✅ Dogs
✅ Chickens
✅ Possums
✅ Squirrels

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👩🏻‍💻: “Just to clarify sir you called 911 because your 20 year old sister won’t help you mow the lawn?”

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Coming at you from a long hiatus to say I’ve changed departments 👏🏻

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Guys.